Wednesday, June 17, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Targeting Manly Man Brown

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 5 of 12:  Targeting Manly Man Brown
What is MM Brown Doing?

Last time, the original Manly Man attacked Manly Man Yellow, shooting him in the leg during an awful stand-up comedy performance! The original Man Princess then set out to find and target another one of his duplicates--Manly Man Brown!  Like Manly Man Yellow,  Brown wasn’t hard to find.  He certainly wasn’t working for UPS or asking “what can brown do for you?”  No, he was out making a real difference…at least that’s what he thought.  Manly Man Brown, being the hardcore tree hugger that he was, was out trying to save the environment and encouraging everyone to “go green.”  He had been making speeches everywhere while on his Naturephilia tour, promoting respect and care for the environment.  While Manly Man Brown appeared very stable with a worthy cause, that did not mean he was without vice.  He was, after all, the Manly Man’s dupe!  It was a given that Brown would have some sort of lustful desires that appeared odd to others, and he had them all right--desires so odd that even the original Manly Man would be shocked!
     Manly Man found Brown in a most unlikely place. Unlikely because during the tour, Brown had been visiting major cities.  Manly Man had never expected to find his Dirt-loving Dupe here--in the middle of the woods!  Manly Man walked through some bushes, as he had been since finding Brown’s tour bus stopped on a roadside and empty.  It appeared that Brown had driven the bus out there himself, and was all alone.  Manly Man liked that, because he could shoot at Brown and not have to worry about any witnesses, unlike last time when he shot Manly Man Yellow in a public place!  After walking a bit more, Manly Man saw Brown!  Manly Man’s eyes grew big.  Brown was naked, and had his ass turned towards Manly Man!  Manly Man looked back at his own ass.  “Ooo he gets it from me! Hehe!”  Brown then went over to a tree, and literally hugged it!  As Manly Man continued watching, he realized that Brown was a lot more friendly with nature than he thought!  Manly Man looked on in disbelief as Manly Man Brown began humping the tree!  “Oh my goodness!” Manly Man said, “I’m not sure if I should touch myself or the dirt!”  Manly Man continued watching, and waited until Brown had his release…all over the tree bark!  Manly Man made his decision.  “Now sugar, that is such a waste!  You could have used that on your boyfriend, instead of some lifeless tree!” Manly Man was a bit mad, and quickly aimed Bates’ pistol at Manly Man Brown!  He took one shot and hit the tree!  Manly Man then ran off, satisfied by making his mark on the bark!  “That’ll show you, freak!  The Manly Man is supposed to like guys, not trees!”
After this, Manly Man had a change of heart about his duplicates.  He no longer had any intent to kill them.  “Ooo once I’ve left my mark on all my naughty duplicates, then I will reveal myself to them, and reveal the plans I’ve had since arriving here in the New Ink Pitt!”  He then ran off, in search of his next target!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  TARGETING MANLY MAN MIDNIGHT
WEDNESDAY JUNE 24, 2015

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