New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 6 of 12: Targeting Manly Man Midnight
Manly Man walked alone on a darkened street around midnight. Up until this point, his dupes had been incredibly easy to find, with the exception of Gaymerica, who had gone into hiding. Manly Man Safari had been in the woods with Billy G, Manly Man Yellow was on stage doing stand-up comedy, and Manly Man Brown was very public with his environmentalist tour. Of the five duplicates, there was only one that the original Manly Man had yet to deal with personally--Manly Man Midnight.
Manly Man Midnight had disappeared immediately after Gaymerica and Billy G had gotten the dupes out of jail. The original Manly Man had kept tabs on him up until that point, but now, it was as if Midnight had dropped right off the face of the earth! Earlier, while in disguise, Manly Man had questioned an old bag lady he met on the street who said she had spotted Manly Man Midnight recently, prowling around at…well midnight... in the area. Manly Man knew very little about Manly Man Midnight, even though he was supposed to be an aspect of his own personality. All he knew was that Midnight liked to “come out at night.” Manly Man giggled. “Ooo he really is a closet homo if he can only come out at night!” Manly Man walked into the alley where the bag lady said she saw Midnight the night before. “Ok, end of the line, Sugar! It’s dark, Midnight, so come on out of your closet and let me see your gayness!” Manly Man had been searching for Midnight for a while, and had given up the idea of surprising him like he had the other dupes. Besides, it was dark out, and no one that mattered would see him anyway. He didn’t even have his pistol drawn in an attempt to shoot Midnight. “I’m waiting, Dear!”
Suddenly, the Manly Man was grabbed from behind! Two strong hands grabbed him and pulled him backwards! Manly Man didn’t have time to react before he felt a sharp stinging pain in his neck! Manly Man looked at the hands holding him and he knew it was Midnight! The Man Princess then used his own strength, acquired from his years as a personal trainer, to make his assailant let go! “Ooo Sugar, you like it rough, huh?” Manly Man felt his neck. Midnight had not drawn blood…yet. Manly Man then looked at his attacker. It was indeed Manly Man Midnight, with his darkened makeup complete with black eyeliner! He spoke. “Who are you?!?” Manly Man whirled around, shoving his ass out and smacking it. “Well, I’m the Original Man Princess, Sugar…here to put an end to you and your naughty brothers!” Midnight was expressionless. “I’m the Manly Man Midnight, and I VANT TO SUCK YOUR VLOOD!” He then lunged at Manly Man, mouth open to reveal fangs! Manly Man giggled. “Oh my goodness! Is Halloween here already? I’m so sorry, honey, because I don’t have any candy!” Manly Man dodged Midnight, and then kicked him onto the ground hard. “Gragghh I am Manly Man Midnight! I only come out at night because I’m a GAY VAMPIRE!!!” Manly Man looked at Midnight for a moment before he burst out in a fit of laughter. “Oh my! You are so kidding, right? You think you’re a vampire, and a gay vampire at that? Sugar, are you sure you came from my semen? Ooo that is so silly…but it’s also sexy…having another man bite you in the neck” Realizing Manly Man had made of fool of him, Midnight leapt to his feet and charged Manly Man again. This time, the Man Princess was ready though, and shot Midnight right in the leg with Bates’ pistol. He then squatted down beside the fallen Midnight, who was holding his leg in pain. “Ok, Midnight, the Gay Vampire, I want you to send my dupes a message. Tell them that the real Manly Man is back, and now that I’ve marked you all, your faggy fakery is over! It’s time for you all to line up behind the original, or say goodbye! With that, Manly Man ran off into the night, leaving Midnight on the ground wounded.
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: BILLY G'S CALL
WEDNESDAY JULY 1, 2015
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| Manly Man meets MM Midnight! |
Manly Man walked alone on a darkened street around midnight. Up until this point, his dupes had been incredibly easy to find, with the exception of Gaymerica, who had gone into hiding. Manly Man Safari had been in the woods with Billy G, Manly Man Yellow was on stage doing stand-up comedy, and Manly Man Brown was very public with his environmentalist tour. Of the five duplicates, there was only one that the original Manly Man had yet to deal with personally--Manly Man Midnight.
Manly Man Midnight had disappeared immediately after Gaymerica and Billy G had gotten the dupes out of jail. The original Manly Man had kept tabs on him up until that point, but now, it was as if Midnight had dropped right off the face of the earth! Earlier, while in disguise, Manly Man had questioned an old bag lady he met on the street who said she had spotted Manly Man Midnight recently, prowling around at…well midnight... in the area. Manly Man knew very little about Manly Man Midnight, even though he was supposed to be an aspect of his own personality. All he knew was that Midnight liked to “come out at night.” Manly Man giggled. “Ooo he really is a closet homo if he can only come out at night!” Manly Man walked into the alley where the bag lady said she saw Midnight the night before. “Ok, end of the line, Sugar! It’s dark, Midnight, so come on out of your closet and let me see your gayness!” Manly Man had been searching for Midnight for a while, and had given up the idea of surprising him like he had the other dupes. Besides, it was dark out, and no one that mattered would see him anyway. He didn’t even have his pistol drawn in an attempt to shoot Midnight. “I’m waiting, Dear!”
Suddenly, the Manly Man was grabbed from behind! Two strong hands grabbed him and pulled him backwards! Manly Man didn’t have time to react before he felt a sharp stinging pain in his neck! Manly Man looked at the hands holding him and he knew it was Midnight! The Man Princess then used his own strength, acquired from his years as a personal trainer, to make his assailant let go! “Ooo Sugar, you like it rough, huh?” Manly Man felt his neck. Midnight had not drawn blood…yet. Manly Man then looked at his attacker. It was indeed Manly Man Midnight, with his darkened makeup complete with black eyeliner! He spoke. “Who are you?!?” Manly Man whirled around, shoving his ass out and smacking it. “Well, I’m the Original Man Princess, Sugar…here to put an end to you and your naughty brothers!” Midnight was expressionless. “I’m the Manly Man Midnight, and I VANT TO SUCK YOUR VLOOD!” He then lunged at Manly Man, mouth open to reveal fangs! Manly Man giggled. “Oh my goodness! Is Halloween here already? I’m so sorry, honey, because I don’t have any candy!” Manly Man dodged Midnight, and then kicked him onto the ground hard. “Gragghh I am Manly Man Midnight! I only come out at night because I’m a GAY VAMPIRE!!!” Manly Man looked at Midnight for a moment before he burst out in a fit of laughter. “Oh my! You are so kidding, right? You think you’re a vampire, and a gay vampire at that? Sugar, are you sure you came from my semen? Ooo that is so silly…but it’s also sexy…having another man bite you in the neck” Realizing Manly Man had made of fool of him, Midnight leapt to his feet and charged Manly Man again. This time, the Man Princess was ready though, and shot Midnight right in the leg with Bates’ pistol. He then squatted down beside the fallen Midnight, who was holding his leg in pain. “Ok, Midnight, the Gay Vampire, I want you to send my dupes a message. Tell them that the real Manly Man is back, and now that I’ve marked you all, your faggy fakery is over! It’s time for you all to line up behind the original, or say goodbye! With that, Manly Man ran off into the night, leaving Midnight on the ground wounded.
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: BILLY G'S CALL
WEDNESDAY JULY 1, 2015
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