New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 11 of 12: Before the Boom
The Original Manly Man pushed the stretcher carrying Manly Man Gaymerica into the abandoned office building. The stretcher wheels ground along the charred surface of the first floor, which had been set ablaze by Screenface a few days before. They passed the trap door that Screenface and Officer Bates had both gone through before getting captured by Manly Man. They went down a long darkened hall that led to an elevator that was powered by some sort of generator Screenface had set up. Manly Man then wheeled his dupe in and started whistling.
“Sorry there’s no elevator music for us, Gaymerica! Would be soooo romantic with us in here all alone! We’d stare into each others’ eyes and have some fruity drinks before making love…right there on your stretcher! Hehe! Course it would help if you were awake ha!”
Manly Man sighed. “But ya can think Screenie Poo for that! He’s so busy being a silly super villain that he doesn’t think about romantic things…or all the naughty stuff ya can do with your partner on an elevator ride oooo!”
DING!
“Ok sugar, this is our floor! Time to get off, but by moving our legs not our dicks! That comes later heheh!”
The door slid open, revealing Markéta and Screenface’s men.
“I agree Manly Man Original. It is time for you to get off…and come with us!” Markéta waved her hand, and the two men raised assault rifles, which they pointed at the two Manly Men.
“Oh my goodness! It’s a stick up!” Manly Man giggled. “I don’t have any money, but I can offer you two gentlemen lip service, meaning my lips around your--”
“SHUT UP!” Markéta shouted. “You will come with us because you are now prisoner of Screenface!”
“Ooo and who are you, their slutty sister? Sorry, the Manly Man might be queer and very freaky, but he doesn’t do boy on girl action! You’ll have to find someone else!”
Markéta then pulled out her whip and snapped it in the Manly Man’s direction, nearly smacking him right in the head!
“Hey! That means war, Sister!” Manly Man prepared to leap towards Markéta but was stopped by a single dart to the neck! It was a tranquilizer dart shot from a special weapon held by Screenface.
“Screenface! What you do here?”
Screenface laughed. “My apologies, Fair Markéta. I do not wish to rob you of enjoyment, but I had to come and capture this one myself after he invaded our hideout and took me hostage!” He walked up to the now asleep Manly Man and scoffed. “Now I will finally be rid of you and your perversion! So speaks SCREENFAACE!”
*****
Meanwhile, back at the hospital where Manly Men Yellow, Safari, Brown, and Midnight have been recovering along with “First Man” Billy G. Hydrick…
“C’mon, Fellas! Ya’ll load inta this here truck!” Billy G. shouted from the driver’s seat of an old pickup truck he’d purchased with money paid to him by Manly Man Gaymerica during his service in the “presidential” campaign. Safari opened the passenger’s door and then climbed on all fours into the truck, curling up next to Billy G like some weird cross between a really clingy girlfriend and a puppy! Behind him came Manly Man Yellow, who promised that as he rode shotgun that he’d tell as many jokes as possible to keep the mood light! Brown and Midnight got into the back and would end up discussing tree hugging and vampirism as acceptable alternative lifestyles!
“All right! Let’s go rescue Manly Man Gaymerica from…the umm Manly Man!” Billy G looked confused, but put the truck in gear and drove off in the direction of the office building hideout!
NEXT: THE BOOM
RETURNS WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28, 2015
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| Markéta meets the Manly Man! |
The Original Manly Man pushed the stretcher carrying Manly Man Gaymerica into the abandoned office building. The stretcher wheels ground along the charred surface of the first floor, which had been set ablaze by Screenface a few days before. They passed the trap door that Screenface and Officer Bates had both gone through before getting captured by Manly Man. They went down a long darkened hall that led to an elevator that was powered by some sort of generator Screenface had set up. Manly Man then wheeled his dupe in and started whistling.
“Sorry there’s no elevator music for us, Gaymerica! Would be soooo romantic with us in here all alone! We’d stare into each others’ eyes and have some fruity drinks before making love…right there on your stretcher! Hehe! Course it would help if you were awake ha!”
Manly Man sighed. “But ya can think Screenie Poo for that! He’s so busy being a silly super villain that he doesn’t think about romantic things…or all the naughty stuff ya can do with your partner on an elevator ride oooo!”
DING!
“Ok sugar, this is our floor! Time to get off, but by moving our legs not our dicks! That comes later heheh!”
The door slid open, revealing Markéta and Screenface’s men.
“I agree Manly Man Original. It is time for you to get off…and come with us!” Markéta waved her hand, and the two men raised assault rifles, which they pointed at the two Manly Men.
“Oh my goodness! It’s a stick up!” Manly Man giggled. “I don’t have any money, but I can offer you two gentlemen lip service, meaning my lips around your--”
“SHUT UP!” Markéta shouted. “You will come with us because you are now prisoner of Screenface!”
“Ooo and who are you, their slutty sister? Sorry, the Manly Man might be queer and very freaky, but he doesn’t do boy on girl action! You’ll have to find someone else!”
Markéta then pulled out her whip and snapped it in the Manly Man’s direction, nearly smacking him right in the head!
“Hey! That means war, Sister!” Manly Man prepared to leap towards Markéta but was stopped by a single dart to the neck! It was a tranquilizer dart shot from a special weapon held by Screenface.
“Screenface! What you do here?”
Screenface laughed. “My apologies, Fair Markéta. I do not wish to rob you of enjoyment, but I had to come and capture this one myself after he invaded our hideout and took me hostage!” He walked up to the now asleep Manly Man and scoffed. “Now I will finally be rid of you and your perversion! So speaks SCREENFAACE!”
*****
Meanwhile, back at the hospital where Manly Men Yellow, Safari, Brown, and Midnight have been recovering along with “First Man” Billy G. Hydrick…
“C’mon, Fellas! Ya’ll load inta this here truck!” Billy G. shouted from the driver’s seat of an old pickup truck he’d purchased with money paid to him by Manly Man Gaymerica during his service in the “presidential” campaign. Safari opened the passenger’s door and then climbed on all fours into the truck, curling up next to Billy G like some weird cross between a really clingy girlfriend and a puppy! Behind him came Manly Man Yellow, who promised that as he rode shotgun that he’d tell as many jokes as possible to keep the mood light! Brown and Midnight got into the back and would end up discussing tree hugging and vampirism as acceptable alternative lifestyles!
“All right! Let’s go rescue Manly Man Gaymerica from…the umm Manly Man!” Billy G looked confused, but put the truck in gear and drove off in the direction of the office building hideout!
NEXT: THE BOOM
RETURNS WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28, 2015
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