Wednesday, September 9, 2015

New Ink Pitt--Plans for Manly Man

New Ink Pitt--Secret Signals pt. 2 of 2: “Plans for Manly Man”

Officer Bates coughed as the rest of the pink smoke of the gay gas finally left the concrete room.  The woman known as Markéta had helped Screenface leave the room right after her appearance, leaving Bates behind.  Luckily the cramps had left him and he felt himself again.

The metal door to the concrete room suddenly opened, and two men in black suits stormed the room.  They grabbed the weakened Bates and shoved him up against the wall.  A few moments later he was once more bound there, held by the shackles attached to it.  The two men moved aside as Screenface strode in, with the lovely Markéta on his arm.

“Ah, Officer Bates are you feeling better?  I know I am…now that I’ve had a chance to escape the “gay” gas.  I see you’ve met my men.”

Bates gritted his teeth.  “Dammit, Screenface!  When I get outta here I’m gonna bust you and the Purple Pussy!”

Screenface glanced over at Markéta through his screeny demeanor and they both laughed.  “Oh, Officer Bates, that is where you are so wrong!  I have it on good authority…MY AUTHORITY…that you will never be leaving this place!”
“What are you talkin’ about?!?”  Bates struggled in his bonds as he felt his strength coming back to him.

“Now do not get alarmed, but I told you that this hideout was compromised, and that I would destroy it.”  Another suited man entered the room with a tray that held two champagne glasses.  In the other hand he held a bottle of wine, which he poured for Screenface and Markéta.  Screenface slipped the wine glass under his screeny covering and took a sip.  “This entire building is already rigged to explode.  I just need to press a button.”

“What’re ya waiting on then?!?  Explodin’ has gotta be better than watchin’ ya drink wine with your bimbo there!”

“NO!” Screenface shouted and began to move towards Bates.  Markéta held him back.  “You will NOT talk about Markéta that way!  She is quite a remarkable woman, and very talented!”

Bates retorted.  “Yeah, I bet she is!  With that outfit, I bet she can do all sorts of things that’d land her in jail!”

“Ticho!”  Markéta stepped between Screenface and Bates.  She pointed a finger at the officer.  “Silence I say, you stupid American!”

“Ohh, so you’re a foreign chick, huh?  I should’a known a world class villain like Screenface would have an international girlfriend!  Where’d you two meet, on an online dating site?”

Markéta got closer to Bates, and then reached around and pulled a long whip from some unknown location on her skintight cat suit.  “Silence!  I am Markéta, from Czech Republic, and my talents lie in torture of man!”  She then snapped the whip through the air to her right, nearly smacking one of the suited men with it!

Screenface interjected.  “You see, Markéta’s talent is that she is the finest of her country when it comes to torture.  Be thankful you have no information we need, and that you are going to explode, Bates!  Markéta would not be as painless!  So let me tell you how this is going to go down.  We will wait here until the return of the Manly Man.  Once he arrives, we will capture him and you will both go BOOM while SCREENFAACE and his company escape! HAHAHA!!

*This story takes place after Assassination Attempt pt. 12 and during the Dealing with the Dupes storyline

NEXT:  BEFORE THE BOOM
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2015

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are (C) 2015 Joshua Dyson & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work

are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental


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