Pitt Report--Choo Choo's Destination

Humphrey, Birdy, and Decaye have found Choo Choo Andrews!



Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers New Crew pt. 14 of 20: “Choo Choo‘s Destination”
Humphrey the Hobo, Birdy Nok Nok, and Charlie Decaye walked through the seemingly endless forest of Peepers’ Pitt. After realizing that Mr. Peepers had tricked him into chasing after Humphrey and Birdy, Charlie Decaye was a bit upset. He wanted answers, and most of all, he wanted to go home! The three marched along in silence as Decaye led them.

Humphrey spoke up. “Hey, man! Whys we walkin’ around so much?” He tapped Decaye on the shoulder as he talked. Decaye whirled around. The Pumpkin-Headed Horror was still quite frightening, despite the fact that he was simply a census worker that had no intention of harming anyone. Humphrey gasped at the sight of him once more. The hobo just couldn’t get used to the pumpkin head and glowing eyes. Night was falling and Decaye was looking scarier than ever.

“We must find Mr. Peepers! I wish to return home! Don’t you as well?”

Humphrey just scratched his head and looked at the ground a moment. “I’s don’t really care. I’s just hungry!” Birdy Nok Nok then pecked Humphrey on the shoulder, trying to keep Humphrey focused.

“Ow, stop buvvy! That hurts! Yes, I wants to go home too! I’s just really hungry!”

They continued walking, and somehow, they finally reached the end of the forest! A huge clearing lay stretched out before them, and in that open space sat…a train depot! Also stretched out in front of them, laying on the railroad track, was none other than conductor, Choo Choo Andrews! He had found what he had been looking for, but it seemed to be too late as he lay there motionless…

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Pitt Report--Restaurant Date

Lenny is uncertain about the restaurant date!

New Ink Pitt--Dating Difficulty pt. 2 of 5: “Restaurant Date”
Rachel and Lenny sat at a table in an upscale restaurant. Their first official date had begun! Lenny had reluctantly agreed to Rachel’s desire for them to go on a series of dates that would not end in sex. Rachel had to know that Lenny really loved her if they were going to be married and become a family. Their previous encounters had all been sexual and although Rachel admitted that she loved it, she needed more from her leprechaun lover. Questions had filled her mind about his true intentions, and she had to know if he was really ready to accept responsibility for the child he had given her!

“Lenny, do you know what you want to eat?” Rachel looked over at the leprechaun, who was dressed up in a little green suit with matching tie. He did not look happy as he glared down at the menu he tightly held in his small hands.

“What is this stuff on the menu, Rachel? I do nae understand a word of it, lass!”

Rachel smiled. “Oh, Lenny…that’s because it’s in French! This is a French restaurant after all! Haven’t you ever been to a place like this in all your travels?”

Lenny rolled his eyes. “No lass. This type of…establishment just isn’t me style! I prefer a more raucous kinda place for me entertainment!”

“Oh, THAT kinda place, hmm? A bar, Lenny?” “Oh course, lass! What else did ye expect?”

Rachel sighed. “God, Lenny! We’re so different. I hope we can make this work.”

“Don’t worry, Rachel! It’ll all work out, lass! I told ye I luve ye, and I am prepared to marry ye, no matter what I have to endure!”

“Endure, Lenny? Does that mean you’re just going along with my wishes to get into my pants again?”

Lenny put down his menu and reached over to put his hands on Rachel’s. He looked into her eyes. “Listen to me, Rachel! I luve ye, and that is why I am honorin‘ your wishes. However, I will nae lie and say I do nae want to make luve to ye again! The thing is, I am willin’ to show me commitment to ye and when the time is right, we’ll be married and we can make luve the proper way…as husband and wife!”

A smile slowly broke the sadness on Rachel’s face. She then leaned over and kissed Lenny on the cheek. Rachel was still not sure of what would happen in this situation, but she was willing to put her doubts aside until this date was over. Then she told Lenny he would be paying for the entire meal, which made more disappointment appear on Lenny’s face! 　

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Pitt Report--Decision to Date

Rachel wants to know how committed Lenny really is to her!

New Ink Pitt--Dating Difficulty pt. 1 of 5: “Decision to Date”
Rachel & Lenny lay naked on the floor of the hidey hole, sweating and out of breath! To apologize for rejecting him before, Rachel had come to the hidey hole and willingly had protected sex with Lenny the Leprechaun! The experience had been truly amazing, as the two had been at it all night!

Now, as the sun rose over the underground hidey hole that was Lenny’s home, Rachel began to think about things. Though passionate, willing sex with Lenny was the greatest kind she‘d ever had, she regretted having it with him so quickly and without more commitment. She was still a religious woman, who despite her shortcomings, would ultimately honor her Mormon faith. With that in mind, Rachel rolled over and faced her lover--the man who said he wanted to marry her at any cost. “Lenny, you make me feel better than any man ever has, and I love you!”

Lenny smiled at the beautiful red-haired woman. “Ah, Rachel, I love ye too, lass!”

Rachel’s face changed from happiness to a look of uncertainty. “Lenny, I have to know…do you still want to be my husband?”

Lenny took Rachel’s hands in his to assure her his intentions were still the same. “Of course, Rachel! I am ready to marry ye as soon as possible! Do ye not believe that?

Rachel turned away. “I believe you, Lenny. I do. I just--I need to know that it’s not all just about sex.”

Lenny reached up and turned Rachel’s face so that she was once more looking at him. “Rachel, me dear…I have been a wild lad in me time, but I want ye to know that I never met a lass like ye! I truly love ye and I am ready to commit to ye as soon as ye are ready!”

“Good, I’m so glad to hear that,” Rachel said as she smiled again. “If you are truly ready to commit, then you won’t mind doing a few things for me before we get married.”

“Ah ye want me to lick that spot behind your ears again, hmm?”

Rachel giggled. “No, Lenny. I want you to agree to go out on some dates with me, like real couples do.”

Lenny’s eyes filled with love. “Ah, lass I don’t mind at all! I would luve to take ye out and romance ye!”

Rachel grew happier. “Perfect! I also want you to agree to go out on dates with me where we just talk and don’t do anything else.”

Lenny looked puzzled. “Nothing else? What do ye mean, Rachel?”

Rachel swallowed hard. She wasn’t sure how Lenny would take this. “I want us to go out on some dates where we don’t have sex afterwards. I want to know that it’s not all about sex with us.”

A look of disappointment formed on Lenny’s face…

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Pitt Report--Decaye's Plan

Decaye plans to leave Peepers' Pitt!

Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers New Crew pt. 13 of 20: “Decaye‘s Plan”
Last time, Charlie Decaye, the Pumpkin-Headed Horror, revealed that he was not a monster at all, but just a really aggressive census worker! He had been brought to Peepers’ Pitt under under the pretense that Humphrey Hobo and Birdy Nok Nok were people on the run from the Census Bureau of his own dimension! Mr. Peepers told Decaye that Humphrey and Birdy had escaped from Decaye’s dimension into the Peepers’ Pitt by an one-dimensional portal. Decaye, eager to get everyone counted, went after them with no more questions and no explanations, until now!

“Decaye has made a mistake. He has been lied to by this Mr. Peepers! Decaye must find and force him to return Decaye to his own world! I am sure that if you two are not of this place, then you also would like to be returned to your own worlds, yes?”Humphrey was kneeling down on the ground, looking for something to eat, and hadn’t heard anything Decaye had said. The bird/man, Birdy Nok Nok, had heard every word however, and seemed to understand. He squawked back in agreement to Decaye.

“Well then, my friends, let us go find this Mr. Peepers and get him to send us home! I still have many people to count for the census! Do either of you know how to find Peepers?” Birdy Nok Nok looked around. Humphrey began digging in the ground. This was not going to be easy!

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Pitt Report--Rachel's Restraint Removed

Rachel enraptured!

New Ink Pitt--Pregnancy Predicament pt. 5 of 5: “Rachel‘s Restraint Removed”
Rachel lay in nothing but her bra and panties on the tiny couch in Lenny the Leprechaun’s minature hidey hole. Though the couch was uncomfortable for a normal sized person, she didn’t let it spoil her mood. She lay there on the couch with her arms up over her head as she ran her fingers through her long red hair. She stared at Lenny with the look of lust in her eyes! The Mormon Mommy had made a decision, and had cast off the restraints of her faith in order to be with the leprechaun who loved her! Rachel also began to unrestrain something else as she lowered one of the straps of her bra over her shoulder. Lenny, who had no restraint to begin with, had become a “full grown man” at the sight of Rachel being lustful! “Lenny, I want you…NOW! TAKE ME!”

Lenny began to go for it, but questioned Rachel to make sure that this time she was certain. Rachel smiled and said, “Oh baby, I’ve never been more sure! I want you to make love to me and then I want you to be my husband. And this time…I brought protection!” Rachel held up a condom package.

Lenny leapt onto Rachel with his small leprechaun body and kissed her lips deeply. Rachel wrapped her arms around her wee Irishman and pulled him close. Lenny pulled down Rachel’s other bra strap and let loose all restraint she had there, much to the lecherous’ leprechaun’s delight! Rachel was so beautiful and Lenny’s heart melted as he stood over his lady love. Rachel pulled down Lenny’s pants and the action began! Sounds of passion unlike any ever heard began to rise upwards from the hidey hole. It was sure to be a night Rachel and Lenny would NEVER forget!

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New Postings Return!

New posts return next Monday, March 7, 2011 with an all-new format!



Rachel and Lenny hook up again! What will
be the outcome this time? Find out next
Monday, March 7, 2011 here on this blog!

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Pitt Report--Rachel in the Hidey Hole

Rachel has a rendezvous with Lenny!

New Ink Pitt--Pregnancy Predicament pt. 4 of 5: “Rachel in the Hidey Hole”
Rachel walked up a grassy hill, towards the place she had been told by locals was where Lenny the Leprechaun lived. His home was supposed to be at the top of the hill, but there was no structure anywhere in sight. Rachel had offended Lenny back at her house, when she finally admitted that she felt she and Lenny were too different to be a couple. Now, she had come to make amends by apologizing to the man that had impregnated her.

The wind picked up, blowing Rachel’s long red hair and her even longer coat in the breeze. She walked a little further up the hill, but stopped quickly as the heel of her shoe met with a surface that was unnatural. She looked down, and saw that she had stepped on a sqaure metal slab that was sunken in the ground. Closer observation revealed that it appeared to be some sort of hatch with a handle. Rachel realized, that as strange as it was, that this had to be where Lenny lived! She grabbed the handle with both hands and attempted to pull the hatch open, but it was useless. She wasn’t strong enough. She began to bang on the hatch, and yelling loudly for Lenny to open up.

Lenny finally appeared, throwing the hatch open and shouting like a mad man! His Irish temper was at the boiling point, and he demanded to know who had disturbed him in his “hidey hole.” When he saw Rachel however, all feelings of anger were diffused. She asked to come in, and after a few moments of questioning why she suddenly cared enough to come see him, Lenny finally agreed. Rachel climbed down into the hidey hole after Lenny, on a ladder in a space that really was not made for the average human. Rachel managed to fit though, and made it all the way down inside. Lenny sat on a little tiny couch in an equally tiny room. Rachel had to duck her head to walk around. She apologized to Lenny, and then said she was wrong. She said she needed a husband to help her through the pregnancy, and afterwards, to raise the child. She said Lenny was an honorable man for standing by her, and that he truly was the best man she could have! With that, she wanted to prove it to him. She slipped off her long coat and revealed that she was wearing only her bra and panties underneath! Rachel walked over to Lenny and laid out on his couch…
　
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