Shit Pitt--Storage of the Sweater

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story 2 of 6:  Storage of the Sweater

Monica opened up the door of her trailer and walked inside.  Mr. Clementine followed, still wearing his now suspect blue sweater.  On the walk back to the trailer, he'd entertained thoughts of the sweater somehow coming to life and truly causing Peyton's predicament.  He was no stranger to make-believe, having been the star of a children's
TV show on Public Access, but a living sweater seemed ridiculous!  Now, he quickly pushed the thoughts from his mind as Monica pulled off her native outfit!

"Oh--Monica!"  Clementine shielded his eyes, afraid, yet a bit excited that he might see her Tutuilan tush as she leaned forward to slide down her dress!

With her butt still facing Clementine, Monica looked back.  "What?"  She smiled.  "It's okay!  I've got something underneath!"

Clementine peeked through his fingers to see that Monica had on athletic spandex shorts with a matching top.  Though she wasn't naked, the tightness of the clothing didn't leave much to the imagination!  Monica's curves sure weren't make-believe!

"Relax Percy!  You act like you've never seen a girl in in workout clothes!  Did you think that because of my costume and heritage, that I'd be naked underneath?!?"

"Um--well--I..." Clementine stammered.

"Haha!  I might be a native, but running around without a bra or panties all the time is really not that comfortable!  Not sure how my ancestors did it!"

Clementine smiled and looked into Monica's eyes.  "Hmm.  That's not to say I don't ever take them off!  If the mood is right, I could be tempted hehe!"  The flirty fire of her smile grew and then extinguished as a new thought occurred to her.

"Oh my gosh, Percy!  You look great in that sweater, but you really ought to take it off now.  It's much too hot and I don't think we can convince Jeffrey to let you wear it for your character at this point."

"Yes, you're right, Monica."  Clementine mentally kicked himself for not embracing Monica after her latest flirtation.  She was very attractive, and he was getting along with her very well, but it was just too soon and it might jeopardize their working relationship.
"I also don't want Peyton getting his hands on it again!"  He removed it and gave it to Monica.  "Do you have a place you could hang it inside?"

"Sure do.  Will put it in my closet if that's okay."  She smiled lovingly.  "It'll be...safe there, and you can get it whenever you want."  Their eyes locked for a few moments before Monica carried the sweater into her room and hung it in her closet.  The two then left to return to the set of Child Castaways.  Moments after their departure, Mr. Clementine's sweater began swinging around like a pendulum on its hanger, and after an intense struggle, went flying off and plopped on the floor!

NEXT:  ST. PATTY'S DAY SINNER
THURSDAY MARCH 17, 2016

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Peepers' Pitt--Electrical Encirclement

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure pt. 2 of 6:  Electrical Encirclement

The low humming sound grew stronger as Mr. Peepers made his way further down the length of the mechanical maze.  Peepers scanned the area with his new red glasses, which proved useless.  They were just a normal pair of shades without the charger to activate them.  Peepers' old glasses were able to do all sorts of things, without a charger.  They could see through walls and project offensive strobes of light!  In fact, they were so amazing, it could be said that those glasses are what made Mr. Peepers who and what he is!  It was uncertain what Peepers was at this point though.  After being stripped of his godlike abilities and given a new outfit, Mr. Peepers himself was unsure of what he was still capable of.  Perhaps he would have to rely on other talents to help him reach his goal.

ZZZAZZZAXXX!  A spark of electricity shot up from nowhere and filled the area in front of Mr. Peepers!  The energy encircled the rounded space of the mechanical maze's height and width, creating an electrical fence!  It surged a few times before settling into the shape of fence of pure visible electrical energy!  It blocked Peepers' passage.

"Peepers not like!  Electricity not to be trusted!  Who  know what it doing in walls?  Now it try and block Peepers!"

Peepers stood staring at the energy for a few moments, looking helpless.  Then, a smile formed across his face as he flicked his tongue out of his mouth.  Though all his peeping gadgets were not available to him, he realized he had other skills!  Long before his peeping skills were put to the test, Peepers was a great tinkerer--not unlike the Mad Tinkerer himself!  Peepers went over to the metal wall of the mechanical maze and began to feel its surface with his hands.  Among the odd projections of the wall he found a panel that he was able to work lose.  In doing so, he exposed some wiring.  A snip of the proper wires brought a quick end to the electrical fence as it fizzled out from loss of power.  It also knocked out a few of the flourescent lights that lit the maze.  Peepers smiled and then frowned, regretting that he had no night vision like that of his original glasses.  It was still somewhat lit in the maze though, so he continued on.


NEXT:  SWEATER'S SEIZE 
WEDNESDAY MARCH 16, 2016

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Shit Pitt--Peyton's Story

Shit Pitt--The Sweater Story 1 of 6:  Peyton's Story

"I WANT ICE CREAM...NOW!!!!" Peyton shouted to the top of his lungs the moment he was set safely on the ground.  The "problem child" of the Child Castaways production was pitching a fit after getting stuck in a tree, and demanded the director make up for it with ice cream.

"Calm down, Peyton!!  There's not going to be any ice cream!  You're an actor and you've got a job to do!"  Jeffrey the director yelled.  "What were you doing up there and why do you have on Clementine's sweater?!?"

"I WANT MY ICE CREAM GIVEIT NOW!!"  Peyton then kicked Jeffrey in the leg and stripped off Mr. Clementine's sweater.  Monica and Mr. Clementine walked over to him.  Monica stared sternly at him.

"Peyton, what were you doing with Mr. Clementine's sweater and how did get you stuck in a tree?"  Monica put her hands on her hips and waited for a response.

"I-I didn't do it!  I took the sweater but didn't get myself stuck up there!!  Th-the sweater did it! Honest!" Peyton began to cry.

Clementine spoke up.  "Now  Peyton, it's ok to admit the truth.  We all know sweaters don't do things on their own, and especially not the one I've worn for years!"

"But--but it's truuuue!  I felt a yank and then I was up in the tree!!  The sweater did it!  I don't know how but it did!"

Jeffrey hobbled over.  "All right everybody take 30!"  He then pointed a long judgmental finger at Peyton.  "And you get ready!  You've already given us enough trouble during this production!  One more screw up and you're done!"  He then hobbled off, leaving Clementine and Monica alone with Peyton.

Peyton looked up at them with tears in his eyes.  "No one believes me!  I know I'm bad a lot but I'm not making this one up!"

Monica sighed.  "Peyton how you got in the tree doesn't matter. What does matter is that you stole Mr. Clementine's sweater and you owe him an apology!"

Peyton stopped crying for a moment to show a disgusted frown.  Monica gave him a harsh look.  "Oh all right!  I'm sorry I took Mr. Clementine's old man sweater!"  He then turned to run off to his trailer.

"PEYTON!"  Monica began to correct him for his half-hearted apology, but Clementine stopped her.  He placed a hand on her strong arm and shook his head.  "It's okay, Monica.  Let the boy go.  He's obviously upset."
Monica turned and looked at Clementine.  The look of anger melted from her face as she stared into his eyes.  It was that same look she'd given him back in her trailer the night before.  She was at a loss for words for a moment.  She smiled and looked away as she regained her composure.

"Maybe he just needs...some space," Monica said as she continued smiling.  "Do you really think he's telling the truth?  How could he have gotten into the tree and hung himself up like that?"

Clementine smiled.  "Oh I don't know.  He's a cantankerous boy.  Climbing a tree isn't too hard.  He may have accidentally gotten caught up there and is too embarrassed to admit it."

"You're right."  Monica realized.  "Knowing Peyton though, It could also be possible that he found a way to hang himself up there just to get attention!"  Monica looked at Clementine again.  He had been wearing a plain white t-shirt in the absence of his sweater.  Monica went over and picked up his sweater from the ground, dusted it off and gave it to him.

"Here.  You look somewhat naked without it.  Ha!"  Monica giggled as Clementine slipped the sweater over his head.  They then walked off together towards her trailer.  Unseen by either of them, a small section on the back of Clementine’s sweater glowed red with energy.


NEXT:  ELECTRIC ENCIRCLEMENT
WEDNESDAY MARCH 9, 2016

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Peepers' Pitt--Mechanical Maze

Peepers' Pitt--A MAZE ing Adventure pt. 1 of 6:  Mechanical Maze

As Mr. Peepers continued down the unfamiliar maze of the Mad Tinkerer's lab, he noticed something different.  The flat metal walls of the maze became more texturized, with mechanical projections coming out of them.  There were gears and metal piping and other metal objects of all shapes protruding from the walls.  Peepers then heard a low humming sound coming from somewhere further down the mechanical maze.  He walked on, confident he would eventually find the Mad Tinkerer's secret work area that surely held the mystery charger for the new costume he wore.

Meanwhile, outside the Mad Tinkerer's lab, Choo Choo Andrews floated up to the entrance.  His new levitation power had allowed him to move nearly as fast as the locomotives he once worked on.  He was the Pittians' best chance of catching Mr. Peepers at this point.  Choo Choo entered the open door of the lab in pursuit of Peepers.

Back in the town, the other Pittians stood around contemplating their next move.  Despite having gained powers from Glademus, none of them had the ability to travel quickly like Birdy Nok Nok or Choo Choo.  Charlie Decaye, who was becoming the unofficial leader of this misfit group, was deep in thought.  As he thought about things, his face changed  back and forth between his scary Pumpkin-headed visage and his new normal white guy face.  Finally, he arrived at the best idea for them to get to Mr. Peepers.

"Pittians!  Since none of us have special transport powers like Birdy or Choo Choo, I propose that we walk to the Tinkerer's lab!"

Humphrey Hobo gasped.  "Wha?!? I's don wanna w-w-walk!"
Jervas Clinkscales raised one of his new horribly swollen pimp slapping hands and protested as well.  "I agree! Me an' mah numbah one ho ain't doin' no walkin'!  Lucy cain't make no money standin' up!"

"Wait!" The Mad Tinkerer, followed by his rolling robot, spoke up.  "I know a way we can all get to my lab together without walking!"

All eyes turned towards the Mad Tinkerer.

"Well, my tinkerering abilities have been greatly increased, and I do believe that I can build us a plane!"


NEXT:  PEYTON'S STORY
WEDNESDAY MARCH 2, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--Brown...Found

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 3 of 3: Brown...Found

The Manly WOMAN?!?

Manly Man Brown awoke to find himself strapped to a metal table with a white sheet covering his body.  The last thing he remembered was running out of the elevator of Screenface’s hideout, behind Billy G and the other Manlies.  Then everything went dark.  Brown struggled to remember what had happened to him.  The sound of clicking heels on a solid surface broke his though process.  A moment later, he was looking up at the face of Markéta!

“You are awake!  Good!  Screenface wishes to speak with you.”  Brown looked to his right, and saw Screenface walking towards him, moving away from a background of flashing panels and view screens that stood behind him.

“Hello Brown!  Do you know why you are here?”  Brown shook his head.  “I, Screenface, chose to save one Manly Man dupe from the Boom!  I chose you!  It was a difficult choice, because all you Manlies were special, with unique talents--talents I care nothing about haha!  I lie, because the choice was not difficult at all!  All you Manlies are pretty much the same in terms of DNA and any of you would have worked for my...project.  You were just the unlucky last one to leave the elevator when my men grabbed you and chloroformed you!”

Brown began to speak, but was interrupted by Screenface.

“So what is this project, Brown?  Well, it is more like an experiment!  You see, I need a test subject for my ‘gay’ gas.”  After being exposed to it by the Original Manly Man, I realized that it did not make me gay, but it did make me feel like a woman!  I conjectured  that prolonged exposure would make a man into a woman!  Until today, I had never taken  the exposure to that level!”

Screenface put his hand on Brown’s shoulder.  “Until today, now that you’ve been exposed to the gas while unconscious for 2 days!”  Screenface moved his hand down to the white sheet.  Brown was taking his first look down and noticed something was different!  Screenface slid the sheet down to reveal two large female breasts in place of Brown’s muscular Manly Man chest!

“Welcome to you new life, Brown...or should I call you...the MANLY WOMAN? Hahahahah!!”


NEXT:  SEARCH FOR THE CHARGER
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--Fate of Bates

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 2 of 3: Fate of Bates

Officer Bates fell to the ground, several yards away from the office building explosion.  The impact had sent him flying through the air.  In his last moments before losing consciousness, Bates realized that this might well be his end.  He would be surprised however, to awaken sometime later lying unhurt in a darkened alley.  As he strained to figure out where he was and how he was not injured or dead, he was aware of strange voices all around him.  Bates looked around and saw shadowy figures.  His eyes adjusted to the darkness to see that the the figures wore dark robes with hoods.  Their speech became more clear and Bates could understand it.  All of them seemed to be speaking at once, and repeating the same lines over and over.  They said...

"You have been chosen Officer Rick Bates.  You will come with us now."

Before Bates could get to his feet and offer any protest or resistance, the hooded figures simultaneously lifted their arms and Bates once more lost consciousness.  They then gathered him up and carried him off.


NEXT:  BROWN...FOUND
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 20, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--In the Rubble

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 1 of 3: In the Rubble

Billy G coughed as he lifted himself up to a sitting position.  Though he and the Manlies had escaped the building in time, the impact of the explosion had caused a shockwave that sent debris and dust flying everywhere.  Billy G had taken cover on the ground behind his truck.  In the chaos of getting to safety, he had lost track of the others.

Suddenly, the sound of another cough rose from the dust.  Billy G squinted his eyes, straining to see who it was.  The smiling face of Manly Man Yellow appeared as he emerged from the smoke.

“Wow!  I like bringing the house down with my comedy, but this is ridiculous!  How are you folks tonight?”

Billy G looked at Yellow and then around to see who he was talking to through the smoke.  No one was visible.

“I’m not so good!  Just survived an explosion, and that’s not the worst of it!  Survived it with a redneck, a guy who thinks he’s a dog, a vampire, and a tree hugger!”

Some of the rubble nearby suddenly shifted, scaring Yellow and Billy G.  “Oh my goodness…Manly Man Yellow!  Your jokes are still terrible!!!”  The Original Manly Man rose from the rocks that had covered him.

“Oh Billy G!  There you are!  Nice to see a real man other than myself around here!  Gaymerica proved just how very unmanly…in the physical sense…all my dupes are!  Think of how awful it would have been for me to try and get it on with Gaymerica, getting all stuck to him hehe until I sucked him right up!”

Billy G gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet, ready to attack the Original Manly Man!
Yellow held him back.

“Ya got some explain’ ta do, Manly Man!  What did ya do ta Gaymerica?!?"

The Manly Man giggled.  "Oh don't worry about him, Billy G!  Let's ditch my dupes and run off together!

Billy G prepared to punch the Manly Man, but was distracted by the arrival of Safari and Midnight.  Safari ran up to Billy G on all fours and rubbed against his legs.  Billy G patted him on the head.

"Glad ta see you too, Safari.  Welcome back, Midnight!  Where's Brown?"

Midnight frowned.  "He vas behind me ven ve got off the elevator.  Then the explosion happened, and I lost him!"

Billy G immediately turned his attention back to the Manly Man.

"Don't look at me!  I was the first one off the elevator, and didn't touch any of my dupes--this time--hehe!"  Manly Man put his hands on his hips and tried to act sexy to entice Billy G.

Billy G grabbed Manly Man by the arms.  "Ya might not have had anythin' ta do with Brown goin' missin,' but you are the person we came ta get!  You tried to kill Gaymerica and your dupes and ah think ya should be punished for yore crimes!"  Manly Man giggled since he liked the punishment idea.  "So the question is, what are we gon' do with you?"


NEXT:  FATE OF BATES
MONDAY JANUARY 18, 2016

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