Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Peepers Chooses

Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers’ Choice pt. 2 of 2:  “Peepers Chooses” 
Mr. Peepers’ victory in the Perfect Pitt Challenge (a contest which put a representative of each of the 3 pitt universes into battle) allowed him to take one individual from each of the two losing pitt universes into his Peepers’ Pitt.  Stardust of the New Ink Pitt and the Hands of Time of the Shit Pitt would now have to give Peepers whoever he wanted.

Peepers still appeared as a floating, disembodied head.  He hovered up and down in excitement at all the potential prospects he could bring into his Peepers’ Pitt.  There really were some interesting individuals in the other two pitts, and he hoped that introducing two of them into his own pitt would shake things up!

“Let’s see.  Who do Peepers want for his Peepers’ Pitt?  Hmm.  Peepers start with your pitt, Stardust!”

Stardust, the star-crossed cross dresser, still stood near his representative, Just A Solider, for fear Peepers would project another image of a sexy female (who, in Stardust’s mind, might try to make the solider more beautiful than he already was in his pink dress).

“Please don’t take my beautiful young man away, Mr. Peepers!  Just A Solider is still my pet project mmmmm!”

Peepers shook his floating head in disgust.  “Peepers not want solider who wear lady clothes!  Peepers want someone who is great!  He want the one person in your pitt who Peepers count as his greatest enemy!  Peepers want…TRODEMUS, PROPHET OF DOOM!”

Stardust sighed.  “That’s fine with me!  He never did thank me for giving him the Psychic Parlor of Doom upon his arrival in the New Ink Pitt!  I am better off without him!”  He then waved his hand, and Trodemus appeared!  The Prophet of Doom was quite startled, as he was naked except for his cloak, which only covered his head and the top of his chest!

Peepers turned away at the sight and yelled to Stardust to send him on to the Peepers’ Pitt, and to make sure he had pants when he got there!  Stardust laughed, and Trodemus disappeared.

Peepers then floated over to Hands of Time, who was still smoking his wacky weed.

“You know who Peepers want from you!”
Hands of Time’s face was blank.  “Who?”
“You know who!”  Peepers’ voice grew louder.
“I dunno.” Hands of Time stated.
“Stop it! Peepers not get in stupid argument with you while you high!  Peepers go ahead and tell you!  Peepers want the greatest entertainer possibly ever seen in all pitts (except for Peepers)!  Peepers want the Catalyst of Character, the Mage of the Age, the Maestro of Magic!  He want JOHNNY PIZZAZZ!”

Hands of Time blew some smoke and Pizzazz appeared before being sent on to the Peepers Pitt.  Peepers smiled and disappeared, taking the EMT Man along with him.  Hands of Time, Stardust, Just A Solider, and Halabaad looked at each other for a moment before also disappearing!  In their place appeared the white cloth and the dark figure against it!  The white cloth moved and began to wrap itself around the figure until he was totally covered.  Only his mouth was visible.  A smile formed across his lips.


NEXT:  TRODEMUS & PIZZAZZ...IN PEEPERS' PITT!
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