Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Peepers' Pitt--Trodemus & Pizzazz...in Peepers' Pitt

Peepers’ Pitt--Stranded with Strangers pt. 1 of 12:  “Trodemus & Pizzazz…in Peepers‘ Pitt”

Trodemus, Prophet of Doom and Johnny Pizzazz appeared from a flash of white light in Peepers’ Pitt.  The pair were quite confused about their situation since they had no knowledge of the contest that had placed them there.

“Bah!  Where is the Prophet of Doom and what are YOU doing here?!?”

Johnny Pizzazz turned around to see Trodemus standing directly behind him.  “Trodemus!  I-I don’t’ know.  A moment ago I was with the Rosewood Cowboy and the others in the Shitt Pitt.  Something was wrong back at the Cowboy’s ranch!  The shitlings have escaped!”

“The Prophet of Doom knows nothing of the cowboy ranch or the shit placed there!  He only wants to know where he is now, and why he was so rudely removed from his daily visiting of Belinda’s vagina!”

Pizzazz glared at Doom.  “Trodemus, that…that is just too much information, and I don’t think it will help us here.  You do know what information will help us though?”

“What?” Doom glared back.  Pizzazz lifted his mic up over his head.

“If we realize that I’m the Catalyst of Character, the Mage of the Age, the Maestro of Magic…JOHNNY PIZZAZZ!!!”

Doom rolled his eyes and shook his head.  “Trodemus does not wish to be a pessimist (since he’s usually so positive), but he doesn’t see that helping either!  Seriously, where are we and how the hell do we get out?!?

On that note, there was another flash of white light, and the floating head of Mr. Peepers appeared!

“Peepers see you, Trodemus of Doom and Johnny Pissass!”

“Should have known YOU were behind this!” Doom snorted.
Pizzazz cleared his throat.  “It’s Pizz--”  Peepers spoke over him.

“He has brought you here, to his Peepers’ Pitt, because he has work for his old enemy Trodemus and Johnny Pissass!”

“It’s Pizz--” Pizzazz tried again but was cut off.

“Peepers wants you to work in his Peepers’ Pitt to make it the most interesting and exciting of the 3 pitts!  He wants you to bring…entertainment!”

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All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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