Peepers' Pitt--Recognizing Defeat

Peepers’ Pitt--Peepers’ Choice pt. 1 of 2:  “Recognizing Defeat” 

The EMT Man was victorious!  He had bested Just A Solider from the New Ink Pitt and Halabaad from the Shit Pitt to win the Perfect Pitt Challenge for Mr. Peepers and his Peepers’ Pitt!  The insane EMT Man didn’t seem to care though.  In fact, he didn’t even seem to realize he’d been in fight!  He just stood over the unconscious bodies of his opponents, drooling as his eyes darted aimlessly around.

The Hands of Time and Stardust came walking down the hill, followed by the floating head of Mr. Peepers.  Hands of Time and Stardust had lost, so now they would have to give over two members of their respective universes to Mr. Peepers.  Hands of Time pulled out a small wacky weed and smoked it as Halabaad regained consciousness.  Stardust ran to Just A Solider, but instead of helping him up, he took out a tube of lipstick and began to “make him beautiful” by giving him red lips!  Peepers realized the two were not taking their defeat seriously, and decided to remind them of the fact!  He buzzed around Hands of Time with his floating head, and produced flashes of light from his glasses to wake him from his wacky weed.  Once Hands of Time was alert again, Peepers projected an image of a naked lady from his glasses, right in front of Stardust!  Stardust jumped to his feet and yelled angrily at the image.

“Get out of here, Skank!  You can’t make my man here as beautiful as I can!  Shoo!”
Peepers removed the image, and Stardust turned around, realizing it was Mr. Peepers who was responsible.

“Now that Peepers have your attention, and you have recongnized your defeat, he want to remind you of your obligation to the winner--the winner being-- PEEPERS!”  Peepers’ head flew around in excitement.

“Peepers has won Perfect Pitt Challenge, and now he will select one individual from each of your universes to take to his Peepers’ Pitt!”

NEXT:  PEEPERS CHOOSES
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