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| Peepers has found the Perfect Woman! |
“Not now, Humphrey!” Pizzazz was totally focused on Mr. Peepers, who now stood before them after their battle against Trodemus and Birdy Nok Nok.
“Peepers see you, and he see that Pizzazz and Trodemus have truly brought entertainment to his Peepers’ Pitt! Peepers wish to see more, so he wou--”
Peepers stopped mid-sentence, due to a strange occurrence. Right before his eyes, Johnny Pizzazz, Humphrey Hobo, Trodemus of Doom, and Birdy Nok Nok began to fade away! A moment later, and they had completely vanished!
“Wh--What Peepers see? Where stupid hobo and Pizzazz go?!? Where Trodemus and Birdy go?!? Peepers not like!!!”
Peepers looked about frantically, trying to locate any sign of them, but with no success. Even his godlike power could not discern where they had gone!
“Peepers!” The voice of a woman came from behind him, just outside the alley. Peepers was even more confused and astonished, as he looked to see a beautiful naked woman standing before him!
“Peepers! It’s me! It’s your perfect woman!”
“Peepers not understand. Where everyone go, and how Peepers now finally find Perfect Woman?!?”
“You created me, Peepers! You and your godlike power have finally succeeded! Come to me!”
“Peepers come! Yes! Perfect Woman have perfect idea! Hehe!”
Peepers floated quickly to the woman. He moved faster and faster, but it seemed like he could not reach her! Peepers suddenly noticed that the Perfect Woman had wings like an angel, which she was using to move backwards and away from him! As they sped through the air, everything around them faded and it appeared they were in a tunnel filled with flashing lights.
Somehow, Peepers caught her and wrapped his arms around her tightly in an awkward embrace.
“Peepers have you now!” Peepers was at a loss with what to do with her though! The Perfect Woman was a brunette, with a vuluptous body and luscious lips. Peepers stared into her dark eyes, and was a bit intimidated!
“Peepers, do not be afraid…you have all that you wanted now. Come, let us consummate our love!” With that, the raven-haired beauty grabbed Peepers’ head and pressed her lips up to his in a passionate kiss!
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