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| The Perfect Woman & Kids! |
Peepers held to the perfect woman, but backed away a bit to show her the effect she’d had on him. She then slid from his grasp, and floated quickly backwards and away from him.
“Catch me, Peepers! If you desire more! Hehehe!”
Peepers floated after her through the tunnel of flashing lights, which seemed to go on forever. Suddenly, a bright flash of white light appeared between the woman and Peepers, making it impossible to see anything! When the light dimmed, Peepers saw a house before him. He then heard the voice of the perfect woman.
“Peepers…come inside to me and we can consummate our union!”
Peepers floated up to the door, and opened it to find the woman now fully-clothed in a dress and running a vacuum cleaner. She was no longer “the perfect woman” in terms of body shape. She had grown overweight and looked very plain. Peepers shook his head in disbelief. What had happened to his perfect woman?!?
“Where have you been?!?” the perfect woman shouted at Peepers. “I can’t do everything around this house by myself!! The dishes need washing, the clothes need ironing, and you have to help the kids with their homework!”
Peepers’ eyes grew big beneath his glasses. The perfect woman had gone from a dream to a nightmare! When 3 kids, all wearing Mr. Peepers-type glasses, ran into the room, Peepers screamed! They attacked him and yelled “Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!”
Peepers turned to run to the door, but the children held to him. The perfect woman spoke again. “Where are you goin’ now?!? Don’t you leave again! You gotta change Baby Peepers’ diaper!” Peepers cringed as a loud “WAHHH” was heard from another room. “Get in there and be a daddy while I finish the vacuuming!” Peepers struggled to get away, and finally reached the door handle. He touched it, only to be shocked by some kind of electrical energy! The woman, house, and children faded and then completely vanished.
Peepers recovered himself, and looked to his right to see the seven-foot tall robot of the Mad Tinkerer before him! Peepers could tell from a glowing orb in its chest, that the robot had somehow created the image of the perfect woman. The robot was joined by the Tinkerer, Jervas Clinkscales, Lucy, Van Punker, Boris, Choo Choo Andrews, Charlie Decaye, the EMT man, Birdy Nok Nok, and Humphrey Hobo!
“How people in his Pitt do this to Peepers? How they trick Peepers when he godlike?!?
The gravely voice of Charlie Decaye gave an answer. “We got your number, Peepers! Time to end this! The Last Battle begins now!”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 29, 2014
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