Peepers' Pitt--Slide in the Sky

Choo Choo Andrews is in trouble!

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 19 of 20: “Slide in the Sky”

Choo Choo Andrews was flying!  No.  Not flying…FALLING!  The railroad man had been trapped on a flying railroad car with Birdy Nok Nok by Mr. Peepers.  After a great amount of effort, Birdy Nok Nok had finally escaped, crashing through the glass window of the railroad car and pulling Choo Choo with him out into the open sky!

Choo Choo looked around as he fell.  There was no sign of Birdy Nok Nok, whose wings would have been the only thing that could stop his descent!  All around him was blue sky, with nothing in sight to hold onto!  The railroad man felt fear grip him as he realized the finality of his situation.  Suddenly, he felt something soft.  He looked around to see that he had fallen into a huge white cloth that had filled the air below, catching him like a safety net!  The cloth broke his fall, and safely slowed his descent as it formed a slowly rising “slide” that eventually leveled out.  Choo Choo finally came to a stop and sat on a solid area of the cloth, which was still floating in midair.  The cloth then began to gather up around Choo Choo and envelope him.  Choo Choo and the cloth then disappeared!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances

are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Peepers Pitt--White Cloth on the Snowy Plain

Humphrey the Hunchback Hobo!

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 18 of 20: “White Cloth on the Snowy Plain”

Boris the Russian solider rode the bicycle around in circles on the snowy plain where he and Humphrey, the Hunchback Hobo, had been placed by Mr. Peepers.  Peepers had grown tired of Humphrey’s refusal to interact with Boris, and placed a bicycle there for them to fight over!  After a tug-of-war, Boris won!

Humphrey gathered himself off the snowy ground and began to wobble in the direction of Boris.  The solider was so concerned with “exercising his legs” that he wasn’t trying to get anywhere with the bicycle.  He just rode around in circles, laughing as he went!  Humphrey vowed to get the bicycle back, and use it for something worthwhile…getting the hell out of there!

Humphrey would stop in his tracks however, as he looked off into the distance and saw something!  It appeared that the horizon was moving at first, but closer observation revealed that it actually was a giant stretch of white cloth that billowed through the air.  Humphrey gasped when he realized it was moving quickly towards them!  He tried to yell out and warn Boris, who was much closer, but it was too late!  The cloth enveloped him, and he was gone!  Humphrey turned to run away, but he too was caught up in the cloth, vanishing into thin air!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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The 3rd issue of the Peeper Newsletter is now available in pdf form!  Issue #3 features  the Mr. Peepers' Halloween Costume Contest, Billy G. Hydrick's trip to the goat sale, and Trodemus, Prophet of Doom's take on Halloween!


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New Ink Pitt--The Haunting of Doom--Halloween Horror Story

Read the posts leading up to Trodemus' current predicament!

Haunted House of Doom Concept
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2011/10/new-ink-pitt-haunted-house-of-doom.html

Haunted House of Doom Players
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2011/10/new-ink-pitt-haunted-house-of-doom_08.html

Haunted House of Doom Video Tour
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2011/10/new-ink-pitt-haunted-house-of-doom_15.html

Haunted House of Doom Promo Videos
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2011/10/haunted-house-of-doom-video-blog-pt-2.html

Haunted House of Doom Finale
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2011/11/new-ink-pitt-haunted-house-of-doom.html

Haunted House of Doom Finale
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/03/new-ink-pitt-haunted-house-of-doom.html

Haunting of Doom--Troubled Thoughts
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/03/new-ink-pitt-troubled-thoughts.html

Haunting of Doom--Levitating Lewdness
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/04/new-ink-pitt-levitating-lewdness.html

Haunting of Doom--Curvaceous Compression
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/04/new-ink-pitt-haunting-of-doom-pt.html

Haunting of Doom--Bathroom Mirror
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/04/new-ink-pitt-bathroom-mirror.html

Haunting of Doom--Ghost Hunters
http://pittreport.blogspot.com/2012/04/new-ink-pitt-ghost-hunters.html

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Peepers' Pitt--White Cloth Contact

Charlie Decaye, Pumpkin-
Headed Horror!

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 17 of 20: “White Cloth Contact”

Charlie Decaye looked up at the strange white cloth that billowed in the wind as it moved across the desert where he and the EMT man had been stranded by the godlike Mr. Peepers.  There had been nothing in the desert until they had found the pool of water that seemingly appeared from nowhere.  The water had caused much conflict between Decaye and the EMT man, so the sudden appearance of the white cloth could not bode well either.

The cloth moved quickly across the desert floor, and seemed to grow much larger as it came closer.  It also did something unnatural, in that it was spreading out and changing its shape in mid-air!  Decaye saw this, and quickly jumped to his feet in an attempt to escape the white cloth’s impact with them!  EMT man actually reacted to it as well, letting out and loud “AWOO” before jumping out of the pool of water and running away!  Their attempt at escape was useless, however, as the white cloth caught up with them and enveloped them!  A moment later, the cloth vanished, taking Decaye and EMT man with it!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Peepers Pitt--Push & Pull

Choo Choo Andrews

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew pt. 16 of 20: “Push & Pull”

Birdy Nok Nok was upset.  The bird man had thrown a fit of discontent inside the flying railroad car that he and Choo Choo Andrews were trapped on!  After flapping his wings and flying around aimlessly, he’d finally found a way of escape.  With every peck on the glass window, freedom grew closer!

Choo Choo Andrews had just gotten over the fact that he and Birdy were actually flying in lone railroad car through the sky!  That shock was followed by the fact that Birdy was hell-bent on cracking a window.  Choo Choo was unsure how high up they were, and his palms grew sweaty at the idea of less separation between himself and heights.  He lunged for Birdy once more, this time in an attempt to shoo him away rather than catch him.

Birdy Nok Nok swiveled his bird head the way birds do, at an almost 360 degree angle!  He evidently saw Choo Choo, and flapped his wings in response!  The wind created from Birdy’s powerful wings blew Choo Choo back and off his feet!  The railroad man found himself on the floor of the railroad car.  Before he could recover and get back to his feet, Birdy had cracked the window enough to get his head through!  Choo Choo jumped up quickly when he saw this, and was able to get hold of Birdy’s leg.  Birdy was a bit distracted now that his head was through, and he flapped his wings in a futile attempt to fly the rest of the way through the window!

Choo Choo held tightly to the bird man’s leg, and used the strength he’d gained from years working on the railroad to try and pull him back in.  Birdy flapped harder though, and began to tap at the glass with his one free leg!  He also pushed hard against the it.  Choo Choo pulled as Birdy pushed, and for a while, it seemed they had reached a stalemate.  Finally, Birdy ceased to push and relaxed.  Choo Choo relaxed his arms as well.  Suddenly, Birdy tensed again, and pressed so hard against the glass that something would finally give--the glass!

Birdy crashed his entire body through the glass window, pulling Choo Choo behind him, as they both flew out into the sky…

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

New Ink Pitt--The Gift

Lenny the Leprechaun

New Ink Pitt--Rachel’s Gift pt. 2 of 2:  “The Gift”

Rachel kissed Lenny the leprechaun passionately.  She was a good Mormon woman, but she had needs!  She needed Lenny as her lover, and to be around to be a father to their unborn child.  That was not the only reason she’d agreed to drive off to a private place and have more fun with him though…

Rachel pushed Lenny away for a moment.

“Lenny…”
“What lass? What is it?”

“I need you…as a lover and a father to our child.  I also brought you out here for another reason.”  

“What other reason do ye have, lass?”
“Lenny…I brought you here to give you a gift.  You’re going to be gone for a while when you accompany Rufus on his mission as a Mormon priest, so I wanted to give you something.”  Rachel smiled.
“Ah lass…ye are wonderful!  What is me gift?”

Rachel looked seductively at Lenny, and then removed her bra!
“THIS!”  She then removed her panties.  “I need you, Lenny, but I know you also need me!  Take me…I’m yours!”

Lenny smiled so big that he thought he’d become something other than a mostly angry leprechaun!  Surely he’d never be angry again!  The idea of Rachel about to give herself to him as gift made him happier than he’d ever been!  It also made him one horny little leprechaun and he could not contain himself anymore!  He then unleashed his passion on his lady love!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.