Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Shit Pitt--Naked, Dancing Cheerleaders

Even the Cowboy likes Naked, Dancing Cheerleaders!

Shit Pitt--Honeymoon Haul pt. 4 of 5: “Naked, Dancing Cheerleaders”
Connor Squaw and Markus Laddermore had the Rosewood Cowboy on the ropes! The star football players were beating him down in an attempt to stop his pursuit of their coach! Coach Spurrier had taken the Cowboy’s horse, Snigger, out on a country ride that resulted in marriage! With each blow that pummeled the Cowboy, his hope of saving Snigger began to fade.

Squaw and Laddermore were suddenly frozen in place as two naked women appeared from the nearby bushes! Music began to play, and the two women danced around provacatively! Even the Cowboy was stunned at the naughty display! It was the two cheerleaders they had been with earlier in the bushes. The football players quickly lost interest in the Cowboy, and ran to get some more action with the ladies! Both were blown off their feet by an awesome burst of energy that lit up the woods! Squaw and Laddermore lay fallen, as Betram Bunny, Optic Ink Eye and Johnny Pizzazz appeared from the bushes! Vinnie Love showed up as well, and put his arms around both the naked women, who seemed enamored with him!

The Cowboy struggled to his feet. “Nice energy burst! That you Pizzazz?”

“All me…the Mage of the Age, the Maestr--” Pizzazz was cut off.

“Save it! About time ya’ll showed up! Can’t believe ya’ll let Spurrier marry mah damn horse!”

Pizzazz spoke. “I told you, we couldn’t prove him guilty of kidnapping Snigger because the horse is going along with it!”

“He ain’t in his right mind. Spurrier is got some kinda control over ‘em! Gotta get ta ‘em before this gets any worse! Ah appreciate the assist, but ah gotta go!”


Spurrier slid naked out of the shower of the hotel room. His face may have been streaked red and leathery like a worn football, but his body was white and untouched by the elements. What it was touched with however, was old age. He was wrinkly everywhere and the Cocky Coach looked to be in his sixties! Yet…the man was as well-endowed as the horse he had married! Spurrier looked down at his full-on passion and smiled! He then whipped out a pack of condoms and prepared to meet his love outside the door!

All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

All characters appearing in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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