Shit Pitt--Old Salt Block

Spurrier is proud of the old salt block!

Shit Pitt--Honeymoon Haul pt. 5 of 5: “Old Salt Block”
Coach Spurrier jumped out of the bathroom, naked as a newborn! The Cocky Coach stood there in his birthday suit, before his new “bride,” Snigger the horse!

“Hea ah am, baby--ready to showya just how much ah love ya!”

Spurrier looked down at Snigger, who was still laying on the floor near the table in their hotel room. The horse didn’t seem to be interested, but his true intentions had been unclear since Spurrier took him out of the stable on a country ride that ended in their marriage!

“Ah know you is impressed, Snigger! Yore askin’ yoreself how someone like me can look so good,” Spurrier pointed down at his crotch, which was way more active than it should have been with no women in the room! “and how ah can have THAT right there!”

“Well let me tell ya a secret, honey. Ole Spurrier ain’t no spring chicken! No sir he ain’t! Ah know it’s hard to tell since ah look so much younger than mah age, but ah been around for awhile!”

Snigger snorted and looked at the ground.

“Ah know! It’s amazin’! Ta be as old as ah am and still look this good! But, Snigger, ah just want ya to know that this all for you! Ya get this body all to yoreself…every night…until death do we part, hell yeah!”

“Now baby, ah hope yore ready to consummate our marriage! Ah got us some condoms but ah figured that ya might wanna lick the salt block with no separation first, before we get inta the heavy stuff!”

Spurrier walked over to Snigger, and prepared to do something that was surely illegal in at least 45 states! Before Spurrier could act, however, the door to the hotel was flung open, and in the doorway stood the Rosewood Cowboy!

“Don’t ya dare lay another hand or any other body part on mah horse! It’s the end of the line, Spurrier! You and me is gonna have it out right now, and when I’m done, you'll surely regret EVER touchin’ mah horse!”

Spurrier clenched his fists. “Oh yeah? Bring it on, Cowboy!”

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