Shit Pitt--Neigh of Snigger

Snigger Speaks!

Shit Pitt--Showdown for Snigger pt. 1 of 5: “Neigh of Snigger”
The Rosewood Cowboy rushed into the hotel room before Spurrier could react, and punched the Cocky Coach right in the jaw! Spurrier fell backwards into a chair in a corner of the room. He grabbed his jaw in pain with one hand, while trying to cover his nakedness with the other. His plan to consummate his marriage to Snigger the horse wasn’t working out! Snigger hadn’t even had a chance to lick the salt block yet!

“Gonna give me mah damn horse back, Spurrier…NOW!” The Cowboy was in no mood to play around. He was fed up with Spurrier’s abuse of Snigger, and was ready to end the whole debacle!

“Why don’t ya shut up? I don tole you that you ain’t getting Snigger back! Me and him is married, and that makes him MINE!” Spurrier then jumped up out of the chair and ran at the cowboy! The naked old man moved quickly, surprising the Cowboy! He then attempted to land a punch of his own, but the Cowboy grabbed his arm. Spurrier struggled to get free, but could not break the Cowboy’s grip!

Suddenly, the Cowboy felt something hard against his leg. He looked down to see the standing pride of Spurrier still pointing perpendicular to his body! The Cowboy was disgusted and let go of Spurrier to get away!

“What the hell, man? Why is yore…thang…still doin’ that?!?”

Spurrier smiled. “Because I’m a virile ole coach! I got it, even at mah age, and seeing mah love over there keeps me full and burstin’ with energy!”

The Cowboy gritted his teeth. “Stop lookin’ at mah horse like that, damn it!!!”

While the Cowboy was distracted, Spurrier made a flying leap in his direction, sending them both down to the floor! Spurrier laid on top, naked and still excited, which pissed the Cowboy off terribly!

“Whatcha gon do now, Cowboy?!? I know ya don’t like this here naked coach on top of ya, but there ain’t nothing ya can do about it!”

The Cowboy reached for his pistol on his side, removing it from his holster. “Spurrier, that’s where you’re wrong!” Before the Cowboy could get off a shot though, Snigger let out a long neigh that caused both men to cease their confrontation!

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