New Ink Pitt--Assassination Attempt pt. 7 of 12: “King Trostelus Questioned”
Having interrogated everyone except Billy “Gay” Hydrick and the Manly Man Gaymerica himself about the assassination attempt, Officer Bates decided to begin questioning of persons who had come in contact with the Presidential Princess in the last six months or so. First on the list was King Trostelus, who was supposedly running against Gaymerica for leadership of the New Ink Pitt. Ultimately, King Trostelus decided to go his own way and start a new kingdom separate from the Manly Man’s gay democracy. He had threatened to eventually take over and conquer the Manly Man’s government. Bates knew that Trostelus had a huge motive for getting someone to shoot Gaymerica in the arm. So the King sat in the interrogation room, with his crowned head held high and a smug look on his face. He looked over at Bates. “Bates, just what is the meaning of this?” Bates looked over at Trostelus. “Trostelus, I know you and I go way back. I was in your employ for some time back in the old Ink Pitt.” Trostelus huffed. “KING Trostelus to you! I just got back from a strange stay in another universe with Mr. Peepers. I‘m not really happy right now! You can at least give me the respect due.” Bates sighed. “King Trostelus, then. We have history, and I respect that, but you know how I respect the law even more. If I didn’t, I would have never brought you down here for questioning. I need to know whether you hired someone to shoot at Gaymerica! You, of all people, have the means and the motive.” King Trostelus glared at Bates. “Bates, you know that I am a king, and something of that nature is beneath me!” Officer Bates just shook his head. “Oh no, King Trostelus, I know that something like this is not beneath you. You love power, and will stop anyone who tries to assert themselves over you. I’ve seen it in the past. You weren’t too happy when Peepers became King for a time. It nearly drove you crazy to lose your power.” King Trostelus folded his arms. “How much do you want? I know you love the law, but I also know you cannot hold me here, and that it‘s really all about money.” Bates smiled. “Let’s see. How about $5,000 plus a share in any businesses you make money off of in the future?” King Trostelus smiled back. “Done.” The two shook hands, and the King was then allowed to leave. Before he left, he admitted that there was no way he would shoot Manly Man. It was not like him to use stealth to conquer someone. He would merely assemble an army, and overtake Gaymerica and ALL his people at once. Trostelus mentioned Screenface. Screenface had also been wanting to take over the New Ink Pitt, and Trostelus felt that the assassination attempt was more his modus operandi.
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: SEARCH FOR SCREENFACE
WEDNESDAY APRIL 1, 2015
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| KING TROSTELUS! |
Having interrogated everyone except Billy “Gay” Hydrick and the Manly Man Gaymerica himself about the assassination attempt, Officer Bates decided to begin questioning of persons who had come in contact with the Presidential Princess in the last six months or so. First on the list was King Trostelus, who was supposedly running against Gaymerica for leadership of the New Ink Pitt. Ultimately, King Trostelus decided to go his own way and start a new kingdom separate from the Manly Man’s gay democracy. He had threatened to eventually take over and conquer the Manly Man’s government. Bates knew that Trostelus had a huge motive for getting someone to shoot Gaymerica in the arm. So the King sat in the interrogation room, with his crowned head held high and a smug look on his face. He looked over at Bates. “Bates, just what is the meaning of this?” Bates looked over at Trostelus. “Trostelus, I know you and I go way back. I was in your employ for some time back in the old Ink Pitt.” Trostelus huffed. “KING Trostelus to you! I just got back from a strange stay in another universe with Mr. Peepers. I‘m not really happy right now! You can at least give me the respect due.” Bates sighed. “King Trostelus, then. We have history, and I respect that, but you know how I respect the law even more. If I didn’t, I would have never brought you down here for questioning. I need to know whether you hired someone to shoot at Gaymerica! You, of all people, have the means and the motive.” King Trostelus glared at Bates. “Bates, you know that I am a king, and something of that nature is beneath me!” Officer Bates just shook his head. “Oh no, King Trostelus, I know that something like this is not beneath you. You love power, and will stop anyone who tries to assert themselves over you. I’ve seen it in the past. You weren’t too happy when Peepers became King for a time. It nearly drove you crazy to lose your power.” King Trostelus folded his arms. “How much do you want? I know you love the law, but I also know you cannot hold me here, and that it‘s really all about money.” Bates smiled. “Let’s see. How about $5,000 plus a share in any businesses you make money off of in the future?” King Trostelus smiled back. “Done.” The two shook hands, and the King was then allowed to leave. Before he left, he admitted that there was no way he would shoot Manly Man. It was not like him to use stealth to conquer someone. He would merely assemble an army, and overtake Gaymerica and ALL his people at once. Trostelus mentioned Screenface. Screenface had also been wanting to take over the New Ink Pitt, and Trostelus felt that the assassination attempt was more his modus operandi.
*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com
NEXT: SEARCH FOR SCREENFACE
WEDNESDAY APRIL 1, 2015
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