New Ink Pitt--Interrogating Cracky

New Ink Pitt- Assassination Attempt pt. 4 of 12:  Interrogating Cracky

Cracky, the Cracked-Out Chicken!

 Officer Bates walked back into the Manly Man Gaymerica’s hospital room.  Bates had just finished talking with the other two officers who removed Just A Soldier for further questioning in the presence of a psychiatrist.  Bates looked around the room at the AmbASSadors (the four other versions of Manly Man Gaymerica) and the remaining members of Gaymerica’s Closet (Cracky and the French Phallus) and cracked a smile.  “Well…that damn nut is outta here!  So who’s next?  Someone here knows about what went down.  One of you know who shot the Fairy Princes over there, and I’m going to keep interrogatin’ you all, until one of you CRACKS!!”  Bates then focused his attention exclusively on the Closet.  “Speaking of crack, I know for a fact that one of you is into some heavy illegal activity.  French Phallus, I suspect that you’ve been prostitutin’ yourself out to Gaymerica here, but I go no proof you do it on the street, so you’re off the hook!  Will question you later though!  It’s you, Cracky, that I want to talk to right now!”  Officer Bates squatted down so that he was eye-to-eye with Cracky, the Cracked-Out Chicken!  “Cracky, I’ve heard about your dealings in the illegal drug trade!  I also know your history with Coach Steve, which doesn’t help your reputation!  So, since you’re already into breakin’ the law, it’s not much of a stretch for you to attempt assassinate someone!  So Cracky, why did you do it? Why did you shoot at your buddy Gaymerica here?”  Cracky began jumping up and down, and making crowing sounds.  He flapped his wings in what looked like a protest.  Officer Bates backed up cautiously, unsure what the cracked-out chicken was going to do.  Cracky continued.  Bates just listened, gritting his teeth in displeasure.  Whatever Cracky was saying, it wasn’t to Bates’ liking. Finally, Cracky ceased his clucking and crowing.  Bates then shook his head and furrowed his brow in anger.  “Mister, you just threatened a police officer!  You got no right cursing at me!  I didn’t have enough evidence to haul you in before, but I do now!” Bates motioned to two more officers who were standing outside.  “Cracky, you’re going downtown too!”  Cracky jumped around in protest again.  The Officers went to cuff him, but there was no way the cuffs were going to fit on the small chicken.  Cracky quickly turned and leapt across Gaymerica’s bed and out the window!  He floated on purple wings down to the ground below.  “Damn it!  Catch that chicken, boys!  He’s a damn fugitive now!”  The officers ran down the hall in hot pursuit.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: FRENCH PHALLUS QUESTIONED
WEDNESDAY MARCH 11, 2015

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