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New Ink Pitt--Rear Entry

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 8 of 12:  Rear Entry

Gaymerica, face-to-face with the Original Manly Man!

Billy G. sat in the hospital room that held Manly Men Safari, Yellow, Brown, and Midnight.   Now that it was revealed that the stalker of the Manlies was supposedly the “original” Manly Man, things were more confusing than ever!  If Billy G.‘s boss, the Presidential Princess Gaymerica, and his AmbASSadors, which consisted of the other Manly Men, were not the original Manly Man, split into five versions, then who were they?  Billy G. wondered who exactly he had been working for all these months.  Was this sixth Manly Man truly the original, or was he just someone playing mind games with the Manlies in order to throw them off?  Whatever the case, a worried Billy G. had called Manly Man Gaymerica, who had gone into hiding after being attacked.  Hours had  passed, and the Presidential Princess was set to arrive at any moment now.
     Gaymerica did arrive, pulling up in a large stretch limo at the back of the hospital.  It was his hope that he could keep his arrival secret by going in the back way.  Gaymerica laughed as they came to a stop in front of a door marked “Rear Entry.”  He spoke to his driver, who was a translucent image against the screen between them.  “Ooo now this is really Gaymerica’s style!  The Presidential Princess is--when it comes to public outings--a front and center, attention-getting kinda guy, but at the end of the day, he still likes to use the back door the most!”  Gaymerica reached over and ate some salted peanuts.  “How about you, Ted?  Do you like to go in the rear?”  Ted the driver did not speak.  Gaymerica laughed.  “Oh, Ted?  What are you doing up there?  Are you masturbating to your Presidential Princess in the front seat?”  No answer.  Gaymerica grew worried.  “Ted, are you ok?”  The screen between Gaymerica and his driver suddenly slid down, revealing a face quite shocking to the Presidential Princess!  It was the Original Manly Man!  “Oooo, hello there, Gaymerica!  Good to see ya again!  I’m proud of you--taking charge like you have--but sugar, now it’s time for the original to reclaim his rightful place as the one true Man Princess!  So, goodnight for now! Heheh!”  The screen slid back up quickly.  Gaymerica was still in a state of shock as gas began to enter through the air vents in the car!  In a few moments, Gaymerica was unconscious!  The Original Manly Man drove off, kidnapping his dupe and leaving behind a clue that would lead all the Manlies to him!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  FEELING THE DUPE
WEDNESDAY JULY 15, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Patriotic Princess Presentation

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Video Special--Patriotic Princess Presentation

Manly Man Gaymerica sends out a Patriotic Presentation from his Presidential PRIDEaway while in Same-Sex Seclusion!

Transcript

Due to audio problems, possibly due to the Presidential Princess being overly friendly with microphones in the past, this transcript is being included with the video presentation.

“My fellow Gaymericans this is your Presidential Princess, the Manly Man Gaymerica, coming to you in Same-Sex Seclusion from his Presidential PRIDEaway with a special 4th of July Patriotic Presentation.”

“Thanks to that naughty assassin, the PRIDEaway has been my home for many months.  Though it has been difficult to not show my face to all of you, none of you should worry because I have been well taken care of.  During my Same-Sex Seclusion, I’ve had all sorts of men to take care of my needs.  I’d like to give some thanks right now to those great men.  I’d like to say thank you to Roger for preparing all my meals.  Thanks goes out to Franz for all those sensual massages OOO the Manly Man surely enjoys those!  Chuck.  Thank you for bath time and shower play in the Presidential Bathroom.  Also, I’d like to thank Mario, who is way better than Maria, a lady housekeeper I had.  Mario is the best damn housekeeper I’ve ever had and he also looks good when he bends over.  He has a really nice butt!”

“Well, my fellow Gaymericans, let me tell you the reason I am coming to you now with this Patriotic Presentation.  I apologize for <inaudible> on the mic.  It looks very familiar--something that I am very familiar with.  Okay, the reason that I am coming to you now is that it has come to my attention, that in a universe not far away, it’s and election year!  Can you believe that?  There is also a debate over same-sex marriage, which finally has become law there!  In Gaymerica’s New Ink Pitt, we’ve had same-sex marriage for quite a while now.  You can marry anyone you want, especially if they have the same body parts!”

“Anyway, in this other universe, Hillary is going to run, but she can't run for all those wrinkles!  She’s certainly no Presidential Princess like the Manly Man Gaymerica!  Ooo.  Also, Donnie Trump has the money but his mouth seems to be bigger than his bank account, which gives me hope!  How many can you fit in there at once, Donnie?  There is also someone who I might actually give my vote to--Lindsey Graham!  I’d vote for him simply because of his first name, which is so ladylike ooo!  Worthy of being a Man Princess like myself!”

“My fellow Gaymericans, I’d like to wish you all a Happy 4th of July and get ready because you’re going to be seeing more of me in the Pitt Report, thanks to Billy G, my First Man, who has called me back, out of my Same-Sex Seclusion to confront this assassin finally!  Now we know who he is and what he is or we think we do.  Seems a little strange, what he told me on the phone.  This doesn’t make sense.  Guess what, Assassin, the Man Princess, the Presidential Princess, the Patriotic Princess is here to put an end to you!  So get ready!  So all of you have a great 4th of July!  Ooo, I’m going to see Mario right now ooo!  Good night. Good night everyone!  Let me play the song again!”

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: REAR ENTRY
WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Billy G's Call

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 7 of 12: Billy G‘s Call

Billy G calls MM GAYMERICA!

The Manly Men Safari, Yellow, and Brown lay in a hospital room, recovering from their injuries.  By their side was Manly Man Gaymerica’s First Man, Billy G. Hydrick!  Safari had been shot in the ass, and Yellow had been shot in the leg.  Brown was not shot at all, but claimed to have mental trauma after seeing the tree he was humping get shot!  All three of them had been victims of an unknown assailant, though it was assumed that whoever attempted to kill them was the same person who had shot Gaymerica in the arm.  The identity of their attacker was about to be revealed though, as Manly Man Midnight was wheeled into the room on a stretcher!  The “Midnight Manly” had been shot in the leg by the original Manly Man!  The original Manly Man had taken Midnight down, and then revealed himself as the person who had been stalking them all!  Midnight let his fellow AmbASSadors know this, and then proposed they make a plan to stop this “original” Manly Man.  Billy G. said that it was a bit strange that there was another Manly Man running around. Being the only person in the room who knew the original Manly Man, Billy G. started to wonder if maybe these five Manly Men were not the real Manly Man after all.  He then thought about his position as the First Man, and he took out his cellphone and called someone that the other Manlies thought had long abandoned them for his own safety.  Billy G called Manly Man Gaymerica!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: REAR ENTRY
WEDNESDAY JULY 8, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Targeting Manly Man Midnight

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 6 of 12:  Targeting Manly Man Midnight

Manly Man meets MM Midnight!

Manly Man walked alone on a darkened street around midnight. Up until this point, his dupes had been incredibly easy to find, with the exception of Gaymerica, who had gone into hiding.  Manly Man Safari had been in the woods with Billy G, Manly Man Yellow was on stage doing stand-up comedy, and Manly Man Brown was very public with his environmentalist tour.  Of the five duplicates, there was only one that the original Manly Man had yet to deal with personally--Manly Man Midnight.
     Manly Man Midnight had disappeared immediately after Gaymerica and Billy G had gotten the dupes out of jail.  The original Manly Man had kept tabs on him up until that point, but now, it was as if Midnight had dropped right off the face of the earth!  Earlier, while in disguise, Manly Man had questioned an old bag lady he met on the street who said she had spotted Manly Man Midnight recently, prowling around at…well midnight... in the area.  Manly Man knew very little about Manly Man Midnight, even though he was supposed to be an aspect of his own personality.  All he knew was that Midnight liked to “come out at night.”  Manly Man giggled.  “Ooo he really is a closet homo if he can only come out at night!”  Manly Man walked into the alley where the bag lady said she saw Midnight the night before.  “Ok, end of the line, Sugar!  It’s dark, Midnight, so come on out of your closet and let me see your gayness!”  Manly Man had been searching for Midnight for a while, and had given up the idea of surprising him like he had the other dupes.  Besides, it was dark out, and no one that mattered would see him anyway.  He didn’t even have his pistol drawn in an attempt to shoot Midnight.  “I’m waiting, Dear!”
      Suddenly, the Manly Man was grabbed from behind!  Two strong hands grabbed him and pulled him backwards!  Manly Man didn’t have time to react before he felt a sharp stinging pain in his neck!  Manly Man looked at the hands holding him and he knew it was Midnight!  The Man Princess then used his own strength, acquired from his years as a personal trainer, to make his assailant let go!  “Ooo Sugar, you like it rough, huh?”  Manly Man felt his neck.  Midnight had not drawn blood…yet.  Manly Man then looked at his attacker.  It was indeed Manly Man Midnight, with his darkened makeup complete with black eyeliner!  He spoke. “Who are you?!?”  Manly Man whirled around, shoving his ass out and smacking it.  “Well, I’m the Original Man Princess, Sugar…here to put an end to you and your naughty brothers!”  Midnight was expressionless.  “I’m the Manly Man Midnight, and I VANT TO SUCK YOUR VLOOD!”  He then lunged at Manly Man, mouth open to reveal fangs!  Manly Man giggled.  “Oh my goodness!  Is Halloween here already?  I’m so sorry, honey, because I don’t have any candy!”  Manly Man dodged Midnight, and then kicked him onto the ground hard.  “Gragghh I am Manly Man Midnight!  I only come out at night because I’m a GAY VAMPIRE!!!”  Manly Man looked at Midnight for a moment before he burst out in a fit of laughter.   “Oh my!  You are so kidding, right?  You think you’re a vampire, and a gay vampire at that? Sugar, are you sure you came from my semen?  Ooo that is so silly…but it’s also sexy…having another man bite you in the neck”  Realizing Manly Man had made of fool of him, Midnight leapt to his feet and charged Manly Man again.  This time, the Man Princess was ready though, and shot Midnight right in the leg with Bates’ pistol.  He then squatted down beside the fallen Midnight, who was holding his leg in pain.  “Ok, Midnight, the Gay Vampire,  I want you to send my dupes a message.  Tell them that the real Manly Man is back, and now that I’ve marked you all, your faggy fakery is over!  It’s time for you all to line up behind the original, or say goodbye!  With that, Manly Man ran off into the night, leaving Midnight on the ground wounded.

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT: BILLY G'S CALL
WEDNESDAY JULY 1, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Targeting Manly Man Brown

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 5 of 12:  Targeting Manly Man Brown

What is MM Brown Doing?

Last time, the original Manly Man attacked Manly Man Yellow, shooting him in the leg during an awful stand-up comedy performance! The original Man Princess then set out to find and target another one of his duplicates--Manly Man Brown!  Like Manly Man Yellow,  Brown wasn’t hard to find.  He certainly wasn’t working for UPS or asking “what can brown do for you?”  No, he was out making a real difference…at least that’s what he thought.  Manly Man Brown, being the hardcore tree hugger that he was, was out trying to save the environment and encouraging everyone to “go green.”  He had been making speeches everywhere while on his Naturephilia tour, promoting respect and care for the environment.  While Manly Man Brown appeared very stable with a worthy cause, that did not mean he was without vice.  He was, after all, the Manly Man’s dupe!  It was a given that Brown would have some sort of lustful desires that appeared odd to others, and he had them all right--desires so odd that even the original Manly Man would be shocked!
     Manly Man found Brown in a most unlikely place. Unlikely because during the tour, Brown had been visiting major cities.  Manly Man had never expected to find his Dirt-loving Dupe here--in the middle of the woods!  Manly Man walked through some bushes, as he had been since finding Brown’s tour bus stopped on a roadside and empty.  It appeared that Brown had driven the bus out there himself, and was all alone.  Manly Man liked that, because he could shoot at Brown and not have to worry about any witnesses, unlike last time when he shot Manly Man Yellow in a public place!  After walking a bit more, Manly Man saw Brown!  Manly Man’s eyes grew big.  Brown was naked, and had his ass turned towards Manly Man!  Manly Man looked back at his own ass.  “Ooo he gets it from me! Hehe!”  Brown then went over to a tree, and literally hugged it!  As Manly Man continued watching, he realized that Brown was a lot more friendly with nature than he thought!  Manly Man looked on in disbelief as Manly Man Brown began humping the tree!  “Oh my goodness!” Manly Man said, “I’m not sure if I should touch myself or the dirt!”  Manly Man continued watching, and waited until Brown had his release…all over the tree bark!  Manly Man made his decision.  “Now sugar, that is such a waste!  You could have used that on your boyfriend, instead of some lifeless tree!” Manly Man was a bit mad, and quickly aimed Bates’ pistol at Manly Man Brown!  He took one shot and hit the tree!  Manly Man then ran off, satisfied by making his mark on the bark!  “That’ll show you, freak!  The Manly Man is supposed to like guys, not trees!”
After this, Manly Man had a change of heart about his duplicates.  He no longer had any intent to kill them.  “Ooo once I’ve left my mark on all my naughty duplicates, then I will reveal myself to them, and reveal the plans I’ve had since arriving here in the New Ink Pitt!”  He then ran off, in search of his next target!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  TARGETING MANLY MAN MIDNIGHT
WEDNESDAY JUNE 24, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Targeting Manly Man Yellow

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 4 of 12:  Targeting Manly Man Yellow

Manly Man Yellow on stage!

After the attempted assassination of the Manly Man Gaymerica, the five Manly Men went their separate ways in the hope of throwing off their would-be assassin by forcing him to hunt each one individually.  Manly Man Safari had Billy G to protect him, but he still got shot in the ass.  Now, the Manly Man Yellow, proud former ambASSador of the Manly Man Gaymerica, was wayy too flamboyant to hide from anything.  In fact, since the Manlies split, Yellow had been the only one to actually stay out in the open, basking in the sunlight that mirrored the color of his outfit!  Yellow had used the absence of Gaymerica to make himself into a star!  He had already become a motivational speaker, and now wanted to become a stand-up comic.  He referenced his smiling yellow face as the reason he wanted to get into the business.  With a face like that, he was practically a living smiley face!  Everything about him screamed humor--or at least that’s what he told everyone.  When the would-be assassin, the real Manly Man showed up, Yellow was actually in the middle of his first stand-up routine in a club.  The Manly Man sat in the back, marveling that one his dupes had become a performer!  He then felt a bit threatened.  “There is no way you can be better than the original Man Princess, Sugar!“  However, before he shot at him, Manly Man wanted to at least see if Yellow was any good or not.  So he listened.  The Manly Man Yellow delivered a set up, “So I’m gay…” followed by a punch line.  “…that means my significant other has the same parts I do!”  The audience was silent.  Yellow continued.  “So what do you do when your mate has the same parts?  Simple…you comapre them!” Silence.  “Which leads to a lot of arguments, let me tell ya!  My boyfriend says his is bigger, and then I say mine is bigger, and we go back and forth like that.”  The Manly Man cringed.  Manly Man Yellow was awful!  His jokes absolutely sucked, and it needed to end fast!  Manly Man drew Officer Bates’ pistol.  “Sorry, Yellow, this show is over!”  Manly Man fired off a shot, which hit Yellow right in the leg and knocked him off his feet!  He couldn’t do stand-up if he couldn’t stand..hopefully.  Manly Man giggled and then ran out of the club.  He almost got caught by security, but he managed to dodge them and escape through a rear exit.  Manly Man was spotted, but would anyone be able to distinguish him from the other Manlies?  Once outside, Manly Man found safety in an alley.  Once again, he had failed in killing one of his duplicates.  It seemed that now he was just out to prove to them that he was the original Manly Man and they were all fakers!  He no longer had any intent to kill them.  “Ooo once I’ve left my mark on all my naughty duplicates, then I will reveal myself to them, and reveal the plans I’ve had since arriving here in the New Ink Pitt!”  He then ran off, in search of his next target!

*To see the events leading up to this story, check the Classic Pitt Report blog at http://classicpittreport.blogspot.com

NEXT:  TARGETING MANLY MAN BROWN
WEDNESDAY JUNE 17, 2015

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