New Ink Pitt--Brown...Found

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 3 of 3: Brown...Found

The Manly WOMAN?!?

Manly Man Brown awoke to find himself strapped to a metal table with a white sheet covering his body.  The last thing he remembered was running out of the elevator of Screenface’s hideout, behind Billy G and the other Manlies.  Then everything went dark.  Brown struggled to remember what had happened to him.  The sound of clicking heels on a solid surface broke his though process.  A moment later, he was looking up at the face of Markéta!

“You are awake!  Good!  Screenface wishes to speak with you.”  Brown looked to his right, and saw Screenface walking towards him, moving away from a background of flashing panels and view screens that stood behind him.

“Hello Brown!  Do you know why you are here?”  Brown shook his head.  “I, Screenface, chose to save one Manly Man dupe from the Boom!  I chose you!  It was a difficult choice, because all you Manlies were special, with unique talents--talents I care nothing about haha!  I lie, because the choice was not difficult at all!  All you Manlies are pretty much the same in terms of DNA and any of you would have worked for my...project.  You were just the unlucky last one to leave the elevator when my men grabbed you and chloroformed you!”

Brown began to speak, but was interrupted by Screenface.

“So what is this project, Brown?  Well, it is more like an experiment!  You see, I need a test subject for my ‘gay’ gas.”  After being exposed to it by the Original Manly Man, I realized that it did not make me gay, but it did make me feel like a woman!  I conjectured  that prolonged exposure would make a man into a woman!  Until today, I had never taken  the exposure to that level!”

Screenface put his hand on Brown’s shoulder.  “Until today, now that you’ve been exposed to the gas while unconscious for 2 days!”  Screenface moved his hand down to the white sheet.  Brown was taking his first look down and noticed something was different!  Screenface slid the sheet down to reveal two large female breasts in place of Brown’s muscular Manly Man chest!

“Welcome to you new life, Brown...or should I call you...the MANLY WOMAN? Hahahahah!!”


NEXT:  SEARCH FOR THE CHARGER
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New Ink Pitt--Fate of Bates

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 2 of 3: Fate of Bates

Officer Bates fell to the ground, several yards away from the office building explosion.  The impact had sent him flying through the air.  In his last moments before losing consciousness, Bates realized that this might well be his end.  He would be surprised however, to awaken sometime later lying unhurt in a darkened alley.  As he strained to figure out where he was and how he was not injured or dead, he was aware of strange voices all around him.  Bates looked around and saw shadowy figures.  His eyes adjusted to the darkness to see that the the figures wore dark robes with hoods.  Their speech became more clear and Bates could understand it.  All of them seemed to be speaking at once, and repeating the same lines over and over.  They said...

"You have been chosen Officer Rick Bates.  You will come with us now."

Before Bates could get to his feet and offer any protest or resistance, the hooded figures simultaneously lifted their arms and Bates once more lost consciousness.  They then gathered him up and carried him off.


NEXT:  BROWN...FOUND
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 20, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--In the Rubble

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes Aftermath pt. 1 of 3: In the Rubble

Billy G coughed as he lifted himself up to a sitting position.  Though he and the Manlies had escaped the building in time, the impact of the explosion had caused a shockwave that sent debris and dust flying everywhere.  Billy G had taken cover on the ground behind his truck.  In the chaos of getting to safety, he had lost track of the others.

Suddenly, the sound of another cough rose from the dust.  Billy G squinted his eyes, straining to see who it was.  The smiling face of Manly Man Yellow appeared as he emerged from the smoke.

“Wow!  I like bringing the house down with my comedy, but this is ridiculous!  How are you folks tonight?”

Billy G looked at Yellow and then around to see who he was talking to through the smoke.  No one was visible.

“I’m not so good!  Just survived an explosion, and that’s not the worst of it!  Survived it with a redneck, a guy who thinks he’s a dog, a vampire, and a tree hugger!”

Some of the rubble nearby suddenly shifted, scaring Yellow and Billy G.  “Oh my goodness…Manly Man Yellow!  Your jokes are still terrible!!!”  The Original Manly Man rose from the rocks that had covered him.

“Oh Billy G!  There you are!  Nice to see a real man other than myself around here!  Gaymerica proved just how very unmanly…in the physical sense…all my dupes are!  Think of how awful it would have been for me to try and get it on with Gaymerica, getting all stuck to him hehe until I sucked him right up!”

Billy G gritted his teeth and jumped to his feet, ready to attack the Original Manly Man!
Yellow held him back.

“Ya got some explain’ ta do, Manly Man!  What did ya do ta Gaymerica?!?"

The Manly Man giggled.  "Oh don't worry about him, Billy G!  Let's ditch my dupes and run off together!

Billy G prepared to punch the Manly Man, but was distracted by the arrival of Safari and Midnight.  Safari ran up to Billy G on all fours and rubbed against his legs.  Billy G patted him on the head.

"Glad ta see you too, Safari.  Welcome back, Midnight!  Where's Brown?"

Midnight frowned.  "He vas behind me ven ve got off the elevator.  Then the explosion happened, and I lost him!"

Billy G immediately turned his attention back to the Manly Man.

"Don't look at me!  I was the first one off the elevator, and didn't touch any of my dupes--this time--hehe!"  Manly Man put his hands on his hips and tried to act sexy to entice Billy G.

Billy G grabbed Manly Man by the arms.  "Ya might not have had anythin' ta do with Brown goin' missin,' but you are the person we came ta get!  You tried to kill Gaymerica and your dupes and ah think ya should be punished for yore crimes!"  Manly Man giggled since he liked the punishment idea.  "So the question is, what are we gon' do with you?"


NEXT:  FATE OF BATES
MONDAY JANUARY 18, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--The Boom

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 12 of 12: The Boom

Manly Man Gaymerica opened his eyes to find himself chained to a wall next to his kidnapper, the Original Manly Man!  Confused, Gaymerica looked closer to see if what he was seeing was real.  It was indeed the Original Manly Man, who was now unconscious due to the tranquilizer dart Screenface had shot him with.  Gaymerica looked to the opposite side of Manly Man and saw a familiar face.

“Mister Bates!”  Gaymerica grew hopeful.  “Oh it is so good to see you!  You’ll get us out of here…I just know it!”

Officer Bates groaned.  “Oh man I was hoping you’d both stay unconscious.  Had enough of the Purple Pussy so I sure don’t need to hear from the Red, White, and Blue Pussy!  Be glad when the BOOM finally happens!”

Gaymerica grew curious.  “The Boom?  What’s that?”

“The Boom is what you, me, and the Purple Pussy here are gonna do any minute now!”

“What?  By Boom, do you mean we’re going to have a threesome?  Oh, Mister Bates
I knew you’d come around!“

“No, you fruitcake!  By boom I mean, explode!”

Gaymerica giggled.  “Oh I know you will, Mister Bates!  I’ll make sure you do after I give you a hand hehe!”

Bates shook his head.

“Is that why my kidnapper and would be assassin, the “original” Manly Man is here chained up with us?  You caught him and rescued me so you could have your way with both of us?!?  Very kinky, Mister Bates!  Where are we anyway?”

Bates gritted his teeth.  “LISTEN, We’re in one of Screenface’s hideouts.  The Purple Pussy got the drop on us both though, and held us captive a while.  Then Screenface’s men and his girlfriend got him free.  He then returned the favor by capturing the Purple Pussy when he came back here with you.  Now he’s gonna blow up this hideout since it’s compromised and we’re here.”

“Ooo that dirty Screenface!  He’s just jealous that I’m his Presidential Princess and the one true victor in the election!  Maybe I can talk some sense into him…make him my Vice Princess--ooooo--and he’ll agree to let us go!”

Bates sighed.  “Oh God please make it stop!”

“Calm down, Mister Bates.  You can rest easy and not play hero this one time!  Save your energy for showing appreciation to your Presidential Princess…hopefully in the form of a long, intimate hug!  Hehe!  Don’t worry, I’ll get us out of here!”

“You’re forgettin’ one thing, Presidential Pussy!”  Bates growled.  “Screenface doesn’t have a reason to come back in here and talk to you!  He’s probably gonna push the button and that’s it!”

Gaymerica gasped.  “Oh my goodness!”

***

Screenface sat on an executive leather chair in the nearby room Manly Man had used to spy on the concrete prison.  The room was filled with monitors and other surveillance equipment that allowed Screenface views of every part of his abandoned office building hideout.  The Veiled Villain watched Bates, Manly Man, and Gaymerica on a large monitor in front of him.

Markéta stood behind Screenface, with her hands on his shoulders.  “When goes the boom, My Love?  I am ready to be away from this place!”

“Soon Markéta.  I am waiting for a few more possible guests.”

“Who?”
Screenface lifted a finger and pointed to another monitor.  “There.”  Billy G and the other Manlies were seen pulling up outside the abandoned office building.  “They’ve come for their precious Gaymerica, as I expected.  Manly Man sought to trap them here possibly, but now they will be eliminated by SCREENFAACE!”

***

Billy G pulled got out of his truck and cocked his pistol.  He was followed by Manly Man Safari and Yellow.  Manly Man Brown and Midnight climbed out of the back and joined them.  They walked up to the door that had been padlocked before by the Original Manly Man.  It was no longer there, but being their first visit, Billy G and company had no idea that there had ever been a lock.   The five of them walked in, only to suddenly and violently have the door slammed shut behind them!

“What the hell!?”  Billy G whirled around and tried to reopen the door, but it was useless.  The other Manlies attempted to help, but it would not open.  Billy G sighed.  “Well ah kinda figured it was a trap!  We gotta go on if we wanta rescue Gaymerica!”

The other Manlies agreed.  Safari was in such agreement that he got on all fours and rubbed up against Billy G’s leg before running over to a support beam , sliding off his pants and relieving himself like an animal!  Billy G smiled.  Yellow started to tell a joke but was cut off by the arrival of three of Screenface’s suited men who aimed their assualt rifles at the group.

“Come with us!”  one of the suited men demanded.

“Who the hell are you guys, and where is Gaymerica?!?” Billy G shouted.

“Come with us…NOW!”  Their rifles clicked.

“NO!”  Billy G then fired his pistol twice and hit one of the men in the shoulder!  They opened fire but the Manlies and Billy G scattered.  Before the men could respond, Safari and Midnight were already behind them, moving at a superhuman speed.  Midnight took out one man by grabbing him and trying to “suck his blood” by biting him in the neck until he went down.  He drew no blood but evidently pinched a nerve that knocked the man out.  Safari also bit the other man, but in the leg as he latched onto him like a bulldog!  Yellow giggled and stood behind Billy G.  Brown surveyed the room for any more attackers.  The shot man scampered off towards the back of the building where the elevator was located.  Billy G and company followed.  Midnight put his bite on the other man Safari held and rendered him unconscious before moving on.

Billy G and the Manlies followed the man down a long dark hallway and located the elevator, which he was already on.  They pushed the button and waited.  The elevator returned and they got on and rode it down.  The elevator doors opened to reveal another hallway which had doorways on either side.  There was no sign of the wounded man,  but Safari began to sniff the air.

“Whatcha smell, Safari?” Billy G asked as he petted Safari on the back.

Safari whined and then took off down the hallway, barking like a dog!

“It’s Gaymerica!  It’s gotta be!  Safari has picked up his scent! C’mon fellas!”  Bill G rushed off after him as the other manlies followed.  They rounded a corner to find Safari in front of one of the doors, scratching the floor.  He whined again and looked up at Billy G.

“Good job, Safari!  Now back up and let’s get this thing open.  Billy G slid the simple latch lock aside and opened the door.  Before them were the captured Gaymerica, Officer Bates, and the Original Manly Man!  Suddenly, an alarm went off.

“What’s that?!?” Billy G asked.

“Probably Screenface letting us all know this place is about to blow!”  Bates growled.

“Huh?” Billy G was confused.  Manly Man Brown and Yellow rushed into the room to free Gaymerica.

“He’s gonna blow this whole place up!  This is Screenface’s hideout!  I’ll explain later…just get me down from here quick!”

Once freed, Bates ran out of the room, intent on capturing Screenface before the boom!

“Mister Bates, where are you going?!?”  The Original Manly Man grew worried.  With Bates gone he had no one to deal with him lawfully and take him in for his crimes.  Now he was at the mercy of his own manlies and Billy G who stood around and stared at him.  He was still chained to the wall and helpless.  Gaymerica walked up to him.

“Ok, sugar you’ve got a lot to answer for!”  Gaymerica then slapped the Original Manly  Man in the face, but got his hand stuck!

“Wh-what’s going on?”  Gaymerica tried to pull his bare hand away but some unseen force held it right on the Original Manly Man’s cheek!

“I don’t know! Last time this happened you were asleep hehe!  Sure tickles!”  As he spoke, the Original Manly Man felt the tingly feeling he felt before, only this time the charge that built up did not separate the two.  Gaymerica felt himself slipping further into the Original Manly Man.  His hand was suddenly turned to a liquid like substance as he began to meld with him!  The tingling built up to a shock that produced a powerful white light that caused Billy G and the other manlies to shield their eyes.  When they looked again, Manly Man Gaymerica was gone and only the Original Manly Man hung on the wall before them!  The manlies were shocked, and backed off.  Only Billy G moved forwards to confront him.

“Wh-what happened ta Gaymerica?  What did you do?!?" Billy G waved his pistol around.

"Relax Sugar.  I couldn't help it!  The manlies are part of me and physical contact with them evidently returns them to me!  It almost happened before when I touched Gaymerica in the limo!  Please, let me free before we all die!  I'll explain more once we're outta here!"

Billy G quickly freed the Original Manly Man and the group made there way back up the elevator towards the exit.

***

Meanwhile, Officer Bates had made his way to the rooftop, after spotting an escaping Screenface and Markéta headed up some stairs.  One of Screenface's men kept Bates from reaching them, and by the time he got to the roof, the Veiled Villain and Markéta were in a helicopter high above the building.  Bates gritted his teeth in frustration as Screenface waved at him from the helicopter.  It was then that the building exploded!

NEXT:  AFTERMATH
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 13, 2016

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New Ink Pitt--Before the Boom

New Ink Pitt--Dealing with the Dupes pt. 11 of 12: Before the Boom

Markéta meets the Manly Man!

The Original Manly Man pushed the stretcher carrying Manly Man Gaymerica into the abandoned office building.  The stretcher wheels ground along the charred surface of the first floor, which had been set ablaze by Screenface a few days before.  They passed the trap door that Screenface and Officer Bates had both gone through before getting captured by Manly Man.  They went down a long darkened hall that led to an elevator that was powered by some sort of generator Screenface had set up.  Manly Man then wheeled his dupe in and started whistling.

“Sorry there’s no elevator music for us, Gaymerica!  Would be soooo romantic with us in here all alone!  We’d stare into each others’ eyes and have some fruity drinks before making love…right there on your stretcher! Hehe!  Course it would help if you were awake ha!”

Manly Man sighed.  “But ya can think Screenie Poo for that!  He’s so busy being a silly super villain that he doesn’t think about romantic things…or all the naughty stuff ya can do with your partner on an elevator ride oooo!”

DING!

“Ok sugar, this is our floor!  Time to get off,  but by moving our legs not our dicks!  That comes later heheh!”

The door slid open, revealing Markéta and Screenface’s men.

“I agree Manly Man Original.  It is time for you to get off…and come with us!”  Markéta waved her hand, and the two men raised assault rifles, which they pointed at the two Manly Men.

“Oh my goodness! It’s a stick up!”  Manly Man giggled.  “I don’t have any money, but I can offer you two gentlemen lip service, meaning my lips around your--”

“SHUT UP!”  Markéta shouted.  “You will come with us because you are now prisoner of Screenface!”

“Ooo and who are you, their slutty sister?  Sorry, the Manly Man might be queer and very freaky, but he doesn’t do boy on girl action!  You’ll have to find someone else!”

Markéta then pulled out her whip and snapped it in the Manly Man’s direction, nearly smacking him right in the head!

“Hey!  That means war, Sister!”  Manly Man prepared to leap towards Markéta but was stopped by a single dart to the neck!  It was a tranquilizer dart shot from a special weapon held by Screenface.

“Screenface! What you do here?”

Screenface laughed.  “My apologies, Fair Markéta.  I do not wish to rob you of enjoyment, but I had to come and capture this one myself after he invaded our hideout and took me hostage!”  He walked up to the now asleep Manly Man and scoffed.  “Now I will finally be rid of you and your perversion!  So speaks SCREENFAACE!”

*****

Meanwhile, back at the hospital where Manly Men Yellow, Safari, Brown, and Midnight have been recovering along with “First Man” Billy G. Hydrick…

“C’mon, Fellas!  Ya’ll load inta this here truck!”  Billy G. shouted from the driver’s seat of an old pickup truck he’d purchased with money paid to him by Manly Man Gaymerica during his service in the “presidential” campaign.  Safari opened the passenger’s door and then climbed on all fours into the truck, curling up next to Billy G like some weird cross between a really clingy girlfriend and a puppy!  Behind him came Manly Man Yellow, who promised that as he rode shotgun that he’d tell as many jokes as possible to keep the mood light!  Brown and Midnight got into the back and would end up discussing tree hugging and vampirism as acceptable alternative lifestyles!

“All right!  Let’s go rescue Manly Man Gaymerica from…the umm Manly Man!”  Billy G looked confused, but put the truck in gear and drove off in the direction of the office building hideout!

NEXT:  THE BOOM
RETURNS WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--Plans for Manly Man

New Ink Pitt--Secret Signals pt. 2 of 2: “Plans for Manly Man”

Officer Bates coughed as the rest of the pink smoke of the gay gas finally left the concrete room.  The woman known as Markéta had helped Screenface leave the room right after her appearance, leaving Bates behind.  Luckily the cramps had left him and he felt himself again.

The metal door to the concrete room suddenly opened, and two men in black suits stormed the room.  They grabbed the weakened Bates and shoved him up against the wall.  A few moments later he was once more bound there, held by the shackles attached to it.  The two men moved aside as Screenface strode in, with the lovely Markéta on his arm.

“Ah, Officer Bates are you feeling better?  I know I am…now that I’ve had a chance to escape the “gay” gas.  I see you’ve met my men.”

Bates gritted his teeth.  “Dammit, Screenface!  When I get outta here I’m gonna bust you and the Purple Pussy!”

Screenface glanced over at Markéta through his screeny demeanor and they both laughed.  “Oh, Officer Bates, that is where you are so wrong!  I have it on good authority…MY AUTHORITY…that you will never be leaving this place!”
“What are you talkin’ about?!?”  Bates struggled in his bonds as he felt his strength coming back to him.

“Now do not get alarmed, but I told you that this hideout was compromised, and that I would destroy it.”  Another suited man entered the room with a tray that held two champagne glasses.  In the other hand he held a bottle of wine, which he poured for Screenface and Markéta.  Screenface slipped the wine glass under his screeny covering and took a sip.  “This entire building is already rigged to explode.  I just need to press a button.”

“What’re ya waiting on then?!?  Explodin’ has gotta be better than watchin’ ya drink wine with your bimbo there!”

“NO!” Screenface shouted and began to move towards Bates.  Markéta held him back.  “You will NOT talk about Markéta that way!  She is quite a remarkable woman, and very talented!”

Bates retorted.  “Yeah, I bet she is!  With that outfit, I bet she can do all sorts of things that’d land her in jail!”

“Ticho!”  Markéta stepped between Screenface and Bates.  She pointed a finger at the officer.  “Silence I say, you stupid American!”

“Ohh, so you’re a foreign chick, huh?  I should’a known a world class villain like Screenface would have an international girlfriend!  Where’d you two meet, on an online dating site?”

Markéta got closer to Bates, and then reached around and pulled a long whip from some unknown location on her skintight cat suit.  “Silence!  I am Markéta, from Czech Republic, and my talents lie in torture of man!”  She then snapped the whip through the air to her right, nearly smacking one of the suited men with it!

Screenface interjected.  “You see, Markéta’s talent is that she is the finest of her country when it comes to torture.  Be thankful you have no information we need, and that you are going to explode, Bates!  Markéta would not be as painless!  So let me tell you how this is going to go down.  We will wait here until the return of the Manly Man.  Once he arrives, we will capture him and you will both go BOOM while SCREENFAACE and his company escape! HAHAHA!!

*This story takes place after Assassination Attempt pt. 12 and during the Dealing with the Dupes storyline

NEXT:  BEFORE THE BOOM
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2015

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New Ink Pitt--The Female Factor

New Ink Pitt--Secret Signals pt. 1 of 2: “The Female Factor”

Markéta Appears!

Officer Bates and Screenface lay emotional on the floor of the concrete room.  The “Gay” Gas continued to rise, filling the room with a pink smoke.  Screenface was still crying and going on about how he wished he’d been nicer to his enemies, while Bates was growling in pain at his “female” cramps.

BZZZZZZZT!  A strange static was suddenly heard.

“Urggghh…what….is that?”  Bates grasped his stomach as he lay on his side, nearly in the fetal position.

Screenface sobbed, “It’s…it’s my transmitter!”

Bates forgot his pain for a moment.  “What?”

“My transmitter.  In my tooth.  It’s what I used to contact my men…oh my men!  It will be soo good to see them again!  They’ll help me out of here and then I’ll make them a nice meal and give them raises!”

“You’ve…got a…urgghh…radio transmitter in your t-tooth?  Why d-didn’t ya use it sooner?”

Screenface sighed between sobs.  “I told you earlier that this room prevents me from contacting my men, but only because the outside is incased in lead!  When the Manly Man continued to open the door, I was able to flick my tongue against the transmitter and send a distress signal!”

The static began to build.  “I’m picking up a signal again…which means the door is open!”  Screenface looked through the pink smoke towards the doorway.  It was difficult to see but the sound of the metal door sliding open against the concrete confirmed his conclusion.  Screenface strained to see his rescuers through the pink smoke.  Officer Bates rose up slightly from the floor and looked as well.  The silhouette of a figure appeared in the pink smoke, and the clicking of heels on the concrete was heard as it moved closer.  The figure finally emerged from the smoke and stood before Bates and Screenface.  Bates was astonished to see that their rescuer was a slender yet muscled blonde woman in a blue catsuit!  Screenface attempted to stand and address the woman.

“Hello, Markéta!”

*This story takes place after Assassination Attempt pt. 12 and during the Dealing with the Dupes storyline

NEXT:  PLANS FOR MANLY MAN
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2015

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