Peepers' Pitt--Challenge to Stardust

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 6 of 10:  “Challenge to Stardust”

Stardust is signing autographs!

After the acceptance of the Perfect Pitt Challenge by the Hands of Time, Mr. Peepers now had to confront Stardust of the New Ink Pitt, with the same challenge.  Peepers arrived, materializing from thin air.  Before him he saw the same fashion show runway he had viewed in his vision, where Stardust and the people of his New Ink Pitt had paraded around ridiculously.  Upon the runway stood Stardust, wearing a glittered dress with star designs on it.  The fashion show/performance had ended, and now Stardust was signing autographs for a line of people that stood below the catwalk.

“Yes thank you!  I know I am brilliant!”  Stardust was speaking to a fat, balding man who was wearing a ladies’ bra.  “Yes I think it is fabulous that you are following in my footsteps!  Remember, as a beautiful young man, it is your right to wear delicate women’s’ wear!  Don’t ever be ashamed to BEAUTIFY YOURSELF!”  Stardust then took in a deep breath creepily as he licked his lips and started rubbing his nipple area!  Peepers looked on, thinking what a freak this Stardust was!

“Peepers see you, and he see you not lady!”  Peepers floated down from the air where he had appeared to confront the Starlet of Space.  The crowd didn’t seem to even notice as they were totally enthralled with Stardust alone.  Stardust noticed the Preeminent Peeper, however!

“Ahhh Mr. Peepers!  It is wonderful to see such an exceptionally beautiful young man here this close!  I myself am the most beautiful, but you are of a rare kind, that is for sure!  You could maybe use some lipstick and slip on some panties though hmmm.  To what do I owe this pleasure?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers not know what Star Man in dress talking about!  He not here to discuss lady things with you, unless it about seeing ladies naked hehe!  Peepers here to challenge you to Perfect Pitt Challenge!”

“Ooo I do so love a challenge!  Does it involve putting on a nice frilly skirt with and some heels?  That would be DELICIOUSLY perfect mmmm!!”  Stardust smiled and started touching his legs.

“NO!  It not about girly things!  It about you picking one of your people in New Ink Pitt to challenge person from Peepers’ Pitt and person from Shit Pitt in three-way battle!  Winner will be perfect and best pitt!  Winner also get to take two people from losing pitts to take back to his pitt!”

“This does sound exciting!  I do have quite a few beautiful young men here in my pitt that might be up for such a thing, yes! I accept your challenge, so long as I can watch my beautiful young man go at it with whoever you pick!  I will also require him to wear something feminine!”

“Peepers not care what Star Man do so long as he accept!”

“Well then, I do wholeheartedly accept!”  Stardust smiled and put forth his hand like a lady, in an effort to get Mr. Peepers to either hold it or kiss it.  Peepers refused to shake or kiss on it.  He then told Stardust that they would meet up in the Shit Pitt with Hands of Time on the next day.  It was there that they would have the battle.  Stardust agreed, and Peepers vanished

NEXT POSTING:  WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2013

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Peepers' Pitt--Punker Pays Up

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 5 of 10:  “Punker Pays Up”

Van Punker pays up the
only way he knows how! 

Van Punker sighed.  The driving rhythm of his electric guitar was enough to soothe his soul, as well as the pain in his genitals!  He strummed his instrument wildly as he remembered the chaotic last 24 hours of his life.  After playing a concert in a park (set up by Mr. Peepers) he had taken some drugs and drank some alcohol, which led to him waking up in a prostitute named Lucy’s bed!  Being the rock star that he was, of course Van Punker had sex with her.  Life was good until her pimp, Jervas Clinkscales showed up, demanding money for time spent with Lucy!  Punker was unable to find his money, and ran out of the whorehouse, completely naked!  Punker was on the run, but made the choice to return when Clinkscales began to beat Lucy!  His return cost him a hit to the genitals from Clinkscales’ cane, and left him lying in the street!

Punker and Clinkscales had worked things out right after that, because before the pimp could “take it out of his ass,” the rock star offered to play in Clinkscales’ whorehouse!  Being the businessman that he is, Clinkscales agreed, getting Punker to play for a few days to pay for the cost of sex with Lucy.  Clinkscales was pleased with Punker, but he was not pleased with the fact that he had no customers for Lucy or the rock star!  That was about to change however, as a familiar group showed up at the door.  It was Humphrey the hobo, Birdy Nok Nok, Charlie Decaye, Boris the Russian, Choo Choo Andrews, and the EMT Man!


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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real

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Peepers' Pitt--Winner's Choice

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 4 of 10:  “Winner‘s Choice”

Hands of Time is starting 
to get the concept of the
Perfect Pitt Challenge!

“Perfect Pitt Challenge?  What’s that?” Hands of Time asked Mr. Peepers, before taking another puff of his giant wacky weed.

Peepers smiled.  “Perfect Pitt Challenge is new idea from Peepers!  It where Peepers challenge you and Stardust to battle of Pitts!  Peepers take best man in his Peepers’ Pitt, and put against best man in Shit Pitt and New Ink Pitt in 3-man fight!”

Hands of Time stared blankly again, high as a kite.  The impact of the Perfect Pitt Challenge was slow to settle in, but after a few moments, it hit him.  He then jumped up from where he sat.  “Ohh I see.  You want to challenge my best man huh?  Well that’s good, but what do I get if I win?”

Peepers spoke.  “Winner of Perfect Pitt Challenge get to pick one person from the two losing Pitts to take back to his Pitt!”

“Sounds good.  Even though I ain’t even really seen who you got in your Pitt.  Don’t even know if you got ANYONE in your Pitt hehe!  Last time I saw you there, you was all alone, trying to make perfect women!  Already found me some women!”  Hands of Time waved his hands outward, pointing to the four women in swimsuits around him.  Peepers grew angry!

“Peepers not care about your ladies!  He can get as many ladies as he want!  When Peepers win Perfect Pitt Challenge, he take more than just ladies from you though!  Do you accept Peepers’ challenge?”

Hands of Time took yet another puff of the giant wacky weed and then shook Mr. Peepers’ hand in agreement.  Peepers then vanished, off to the New Ink Pitt to confront Stardust, the Star-Crossed Starlet!


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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real

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Peepers' Pitt--The Challenge

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 3 of 10:  “The Challenge”

Mr. Peepers confronts 
Hands of Time!

After seeing the Hands of Time and Stardust with absolute control over their universes, Mr. Peepers was upset!  He had been unable to get this type of control over his universe, the Peepers’ Pitt, and he desperately wanted it!  So he used his godlike power to leave his universe and confront the two in person!

Peepers arrived in the Shit Pitt first.  Run by the Hands of Time, the Shit Pitt had a history of being a bit chaotic.  Named after Shithead, the evil Demon of Defecation who would later take it over, the Shit Pitt wasn’t that nice of a place.  Mr. Peepers held his nose, even though it didn’t really smell bad.  He appeared on the hill where the Hands of Time still sat smoking his giant wacky weed with the hot women in swimsuits.

“Hands of Time!” Peepers spoke in his creepy shrill voice.  Hands of Time looked up, and waved the smoke of his wacky weed from his face.  He then squinted to see.

“Ohhh heyyy it’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say hello to Mr. Peepers!”  Hands of Time then giggled as Peepers flinched from nervousness at the sound of four beautiful women saying hello to him.  Not even his godlike power could prevent him from feeling a bit nervous!

“Well…” Hands of Time began, but then said nothing for several minutes as he stared blankly into space.

“HANDS OF TIME!” Peepers yelled.

“OH hey!  It’s Mr. Peepers!  Girls say he--”
“NO! You say that already!  Peepers see you! He know what you’re doing!”

Hands of Time put his hands over his ears.  “Heyyy man not so loud!  I’m so high right now and I don’ wanna hear all that noise!”  He then took another puff of his giant wacky weed and his eyes got even more glassy.  “Heheh yeah…that’s better!  So why you here?”

Peepers frowned.  “Peepers here because he know you trying to outdo Peepers…with total control of Pitt!  It make Peepers mad!”

Hands of Time just took some more puffs of his wacky weed and stared.  Peepers’ glasses began to glow brightly.  “PAY ATTENTION TO PEEPERS!”  That shook Hands of Time up enough that he was listening again.

“Peepers know you think your Pitt better than the Peepers’ Pitt, but it not so!  Peepers want to challenge you and your buddy, Stardust to prove it!  He want to challenge you to PERFECT PITT CHALLENGE!”

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Peepers' Pitt--Stardust--Starlet of the Stage

Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 2 of 10:  “Stardust--Starlet of the Stage”

Stardust, the Star-Crossed Cross Dresser!

Last time, Peepers’ view of Kamola was suddenly obstructed by a strange darkness.  Peepers used his godlike power to dispel the darkness, but revealed a different scene altogether!  Somehow, Peepers no longer saw his Peepers’ Pitt, but was now viewing the Hands of Time in the neighboring universe known as the Shit Pitt!  Hands of Time smoked a giant wacky weed, and Peepers laughed, until he realized that Hands of Time had gained a more absolute control of his people in the Shit Pitt!  Before he could act, the scene shifted to a fashion show runway…

Peepers pushed his glasses up and rubbed his eyes.  With all the strange things he was seeing, he was beginning to wonder if he needed an eye doctor!  First the perpetually stoned Hands of Time was actually getting people to follow his commands while hanging out with hot women in swimsuits, and now he saw a fashion show runway!  Peepers stared intently to see what was going to happen on that catwalk.  He hoped for more hot women in swimsuits!  Music began playing, and out walked the first contestant!  Had Peepers not been godlike and beyond sickness, he would have surely thrown up at the sight of a shirtless Billy G. Hydrick walking out!  The redneck wore the tightest camouflage pants Peepers had ever seen on a man, along with his camouflage hunting cap!  He walked in a very ladylike fashion to the end of the catwalk and stopped.  He then bent one leg, put one hand on his hip, and made a kissing motion with his lips!  Peepers had to turn away until Billy G was off the runway after that!

The music changed a bit, signaling a new entrant into this fashion show.  Out came a contestant that was much more pleasing to Peepers!  It was Rachel Smith, the Mormon mommy of Rufus the retard!  The fiery redhead wore a traditional Mormon dress that had poofy shoulder pads that Peepers did not like very much!  Rachel was quite beautiful, but the dress didn’t do her justice!  Suddenly, the lights flickered on the catwalk, and Lenny the Leprechaun came running out and ran under Rachel’s long dress!  The leprechaun was evidently headed (once more) to Rachel’s most “sacred spot!”  Peeper’s glasses glowed in excitement as Rachel’s face grew red and her hands went down her dress to the spot.  Her knees buckled and her lips opened as she moaned!  Peepers licked his lips!  He had never seen a fashion show like this!  Rachel laid down on her back and spread her legs, revealing Lenny, who climbed halfway out from under her dress.  The other half of him was giving his lady all the love he had…right on stage!  Peepers clapped and whistled and yelled “encore” as the lights dimmed and the sexual performance ended.  The fashion show was turning out to be much better than what he expected!  What could be next?

Peepers was sorry he asked when the next thing he saw was the five versions of the Manly Man run out on the catwalk, singing a Village People song!  Peepers cringed now that, in addition to his eyes, his ears would be assaulted as well!  The five Manly Men did a dance routine along with the singing that ended with them all standing in a line, crotch to butt, with their legs apart.  The original Manly Man then appeared from under their legs and jumped out onto the runway!  He also sang a song about being gay and proud before doing a dance that ended with him holding a confetti stick close to his genitals that he popped out all over the audience that was below the catwalk!

The people cheered at the amazing fashion show/performance, but that was not the end!  A wide spotlight shined down on the catwalk, and from somewhere above, STARDUST floated down!  The Star-Crossed Cross dresser was proprietor of the New Ink Pitt, and that made Peepers aware of the place he was viewing finally!  Stardust talked about beautiful young men like himself, and how they should never be afraid of wearing delicate, feminine wear when they felt like it!  Peepers was disgusted and turned away.  Stardust then put on a play with all his New Ink Pitt People performing with him!  The play continued, and Peepers could not change the vision no matter how hard he tried.  When it was done, the audience cheered and the entire Pitt honored Stardust as the greatest Pitt Proprietor ever!  He was lifted up and basically worshipped by everyone there!

Peepers gritted his teeth and used his powers once more, and was finally able to move the vision from his sight!  He could see Kamola’s hut once more, and Kamola.  She had finished with her attempts at pleasure though, and now lay sleeping.  Peepers sighed.  He knew what he had to do after seeing the two visions.  He gritted his teeth as his glasses glowed.  Using his godlike power, Peepers disappeared from his Peepers’ Pitt, off to confront Hands of Time and Stardust!

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Peepers' Pitt--Highly-Regarded Hands of Time

Peepers’ Pitt--Perfect Pitt Challenge pt. 1 of 10:  “Highly-Regarded Hands of Time”

Hands of Time with the World's
Largest Wacky Weed!

Peepers had been watching Kamola, the large Asian woman, as she thrust her fingers into her most private space in a vigorous effort to bring herself great pleasure!  After countless gyrations of her body, and a near endless array of hand poses, she seemed to finally be reaching climax!  She spread out her large, voluptuous body on the floor of her straw hut, with her fingers still deep in her space!  Peepers could see it ALL, and he was enjoying every minute of it!  Her fingers thrust deep inside her!  Kamola let out a moan, and Peepers knew for sure that she was close.  He thrust out his tongue in delight as Kamola thrust her fingers deeper in her space!  And then…darkness!

Peepers’ pleasure was stopped at the last moment as his view of Kamola was obstructed by pure darkness!  The Preeminent Peeper was in shock, but then grew angry when he could no longer partake in his perverse peeping pleasure!  He used his godlike power in an effort to remove whatever was causing the darkness, but nothing happened!  Peepers strained again, rallying all his power to accomplish his wish!  Nothing was impossible to him!  He was godlike, and the ruler of his Peepers’ Pitt!  What was happening could not be!  Finally, his efforts were rewarded as light returned to his vision.  Peepers looked around, but could not see Kamola anywhere!  The straw hut was no longer there either!  Before him was a hill, and at the top sat…THE HANDS OF TIME?!?

Peepers could not believe what he saw!  What was the Hands of Time doing in his Peepers’ Pitt….AGAIN?!?  Peepers told him last time, when he accidentally popped into the Peepers’ Pitt looking for Stardust, that he was annoying and should leave!  Peepers was upset, until he realized he could do nothing to move the Hands of Time from where he sat!  Peepers examined things more closely, and a godlike intuition confirmed that he was actually somehow looking at Hands of Time’s universe…the Shit Pitt!  Hands of Time was high as always, smoking wacky weed by himself.  Peepers laughed at Hands of Time being too high to do anything important!

After a few deep puffs on his wacky weed, Hands of Time was joined by women in swimsuits, who he shared his weed with!  Peepers’ glasses glowed along with his jealousy!  Hands of Time then clapped his hands, and a giant wacky weed appeared!  He took a few puffs off of it, stood up, and started pointing in different directions!  Peepers then saw all the people in the Shit Pitt, like Johnny Pizzazz, The Rosewood Cowboy, Reverend Reynolds, and Betram Bunny moving around and doing whatever the Hands of Time commanded!  Peepers was astonished, and full of envy!  How could someone as messed up as the Hands of Time now be so highly-regarded that everyone in his Pitt would listen to him?  Peepers wanted that in his Pitt!  Peepers was prepared to do something about it, by making a trip to the Shit Pitt to see Hands of Time, but before he could, his vision changed again to show…a fashion show runway?

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Peepers' Pitt: New Crew Askew Epilogue

Peepers’ Pitt--New Crew Askew Epilogue

The Silhouette!

Choo Choo Andrews squinted.  A blinding white light had appeared before himself,  Boris the Russian solider, and the EMT Man.  The railroad man wondered if it was Mr.  Peepers again, but the presence of the white cloth that had rescued them from their predicament spoke otherwise.  Whoever…whatever was behind the white cloth and the light was not Peepers.  That much was about to become very clear.

A figure had appeared in the white light, against the billowing cloth, which stretched out to form a rectangle in the air.  The figure was in Silhouette against the white cloth and light, so it was impossible to make out the face.  The cloth and figure had moved a certain distance, but stopped short of the visual ability of anyone present to make out who it was.  The face was not necessary however, as a voice spoke:

“I have rescued you from the predicament Peepers placed you in so that you might come together once more and plan your next encounter with him.”

“I gave Peepers the necessary distraction to keep him occupied while I rescued you, and I am about to place limits on his ability to see you for some days.  In this time, you must plan to face him in “The Last Battle.”  This battle will determine your fate.  If you are able to defeat Peepers, then you will be returned to your rightful places in the universe.  If you cannot, then your fate is not certain.”

Charlie Decaye, Birdy Nok Nok, and Humphrey (with trash from the dumpster all over him) walked up at that moment.  They were aware of what was said as the voice was very loud, even in the alley where they had been.  It continued:

“You must go to the building that has become the whorehouse of Jervas Clinkscales.  One among you has been there.”  Choo Choo looked back at Boris, who smiled and turned red.  “There I will place information on Peepers…background information on who he was before this place, people he knew, and where he came from.  I go now to set into motion an event that must take place before the Last Battle, an event that will possibly give you reinforcements in your struggle. Farewell!”

The figure and cloth then vanished, and the light faded.

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are (C) 2013 Jon Hason & Crevice Creations

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are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.